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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by NBplaybud22
1 week ago
Thousands of years ago metallurgists was the most sought after skill to have.
to r/Showerthoughts by 12justin12
4 months ago
Unless you do your laundry naked, you’re never truly finished.
to r/Showerthoughts by chongdog
4 months ago
Cities will sound so different when all the vehicles on the road are electric.
to r/Showerthoughts by NBplaybud22
1 week ago
Justice is supposed to be fair and neutral but justices for apex courts are chosen for their expected inherent biases.
to r/Showerthoughts by pufballcat
4 months ago
People affected by the biggest maritime disasters must wonder why the Titanic gets all the attention
to r/Showerthoughts by wellhiyabuddy
3 months ago
Nibbler from Futurama pooped dark matter that was too heavy for anyone but bender to lift, but everyone carried Nibbler without a problem
to r/Showerthoughts by Raedukol
3 months ago
Children are the cheapest but also the most expensive thing in the world
to r/Showerthoughts by jordanManfrey
4 months ago
Charging your phone exclusively in your car kind of makes it gasoline-powered
to r/Showerthoughts by ONDickson_
5 months ago
The day a blind man sees. The first thing he throws away is the stick that has helped him all his life.
to r/Showerthoughts by screaminggirl123
7 months ago
Anybody you know or follows you on social media can masterbates to you and there’s nothing you can do about it
to r/Showerthoughts by subuso
7 months ago
People used to be far more social before the invention of social media
to r/Showerthoughts by ukayukay69
5 months ago
Strange how ghosts only haunt mansions or large homes and never a 400 sqft studio apartment.
to r/Showerthoughts by oliverjohansson
5 months ago
Men take spots at public urinal according to Hunt’s rule discovered for electrons and orbitals
to r/Showerthoughts by jimmythedamnsaint
5 months ago
Growing up is mainly just realising that you aren't in people's thoughts anywhere near as much as you imagined
to r/Showerthoughts by FreddyDSpaghettiYeti
7 months ago
Powdered wigs were the weaves of the 1700s.
to r/Showerthoughts by grizzkillz
4 months ago
Your butthole is older than your teeth
to r/Showerthoughts by AsianNoobX
4 months ago
Licking cooked chicken feet is less weird than licking cooked human feet, but licking alive human feet is less weird than licking alive chicken feet
to r/Showerthoughts by GrittysTittys
4 months ago
You never see people with Down syndrome smoking cigarettes
to r/Showerthoughts by infinitiks
4 months ago
In the end, what makes us happy is often so simple. What is complicated, is getting rid of all the stuff that comes in its way
to r/Showerthoughts by Ghoti_With_Legs
5 months ago
It’s common to see boys named after their fathers, but you (almost) never see girls named after their mothers.
to r/Showerthoughts by alemanenmia
6 months ago
The Cybertruck will be our generation’s Pontiac Aztek
to r/Showerthoughts by Potatobender44
3 months ago
Millions of people eat tacos on one specific day of the week just because of alliteration
to r/Showerthoughts by sleepsinshoes
8 months ago
Super speed ( flash or quicksilver) is never shown accurately
to r/Showerthoughts by Difficult-Effect-645
3 months ago
The wizard of oz is closer to Lincoln being alive than it is to us.
to r/Showerthoughts by AlwaysNang
1 week ago
People will be jacking off to AI generated images soon without even knowing it's AI