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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by Supervarken_
7 months ago
I've never clicked on ads on the top of google searches, even though the page may be what I'm looking for
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to r/Showerthoughts by timber1313
4 months ago
At the end of 2019, when everyone is wearing the New Years glasses, there will be an absurd amount of 20/20 vision jokes
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to r/Showerthoughts by darkone2087
1 year ago
i realized today about microwave logic
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to r/Showerthoughts by ballsofsteelmedic
1 year ago
The parts of my brain that my high school teachers wanted me to use for learning European geography are instead dedicated to remembering various X-men origin stories.
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to r/Showerthoughts by bot1729
3 months ago
been following r/aww for a while, now every time a friend(a girl) of mine goes awww, i feel like i am a puppy sucking up to his master.
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to r/Showerthoughts by Ahlifegames
1 year ago
There are more crashed Airplanes in the Ocean than there are crashed Submarines in the Sky
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to r/Showerthoughts by AviatorMage
9 months ago
Cooking spray is like lube for pots and pans
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to r/Showerthoughts by GrandWizardZippy
10 months ago
Socks are just foot condoms
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to r/Showerthoughts by Heylookanickel
9 months ago
Squirrels are just tree rats
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to r/Showerthoughts by Hungry-Panda-Bear
2 months ago
One of the most evironmentally friendly things I can do for the planet is not have children.
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to r/Showerthoughts by 1Darkest_Knight1
7 months ago
The biggest joke of Spongebob is that he can work in a fast food restaurant and still afford to buy a house.
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to r/Showerthoughts by kdlasjfl
2 months ago
Must be hard for pornstar family members to surf porn sites
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to r/Showerthoughts by Nathanhessmusic
10 months ago
If Mitch Hedberg were still alive he would own this subreddit.
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to r/Showerthoughts by aram855
8 months ago
We are all descendants of very ancient lineages of people (peasant or royal) who managed to survive wars, famine, the plague, etc, even against all odds
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to r/Showerthoughts by Fratson
7 months ago
What if the phrase "the mall" came about when someone asked, "which store are you going to?" And they replied with, "them all"
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