r/Showerthoughts
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Whenever I hear a car take off like a maniac in suburban streets, I secretly hope the next sound is them crashing.
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I wonder how many photos im in the background of
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When I was a kid, my parents used parental controls to make sure I didn't look at crap I shouldn't on the internet. Now, as an adult, I wish I could do the same for my parents (ie fake news).
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I hate online news articles that have a video but no written story. I can usually be two paragraphs in before the ad is finished playing.
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Closets are just pockets for walls.
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My two Great daily struggles. 1. Waking up. 2 Going to bed.
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I would never drink more than one bottle of soda, but regularly get multiple refills at a restaurant.
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Do you think there ghosts in space?
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Some people whipe sitting down. Others whipe standing up. Yes, the other group does exist.
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Will you be the first person killed by a commercial drone?
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People praying to God think they know what the future should be better than an omniscient and omnibenevolent being.
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When I have to unsubscribe from spam and they ask me for me email address I want to FSU.
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You won't be able to smoke in heaven. In hell, you can't stop smoking.
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The human race has accomplished so much stuff, don't let it all go to waste
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We should find Kanye's psychic, cause Kim has an ass like Serena's.
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OP should add a "TL;DW" to videos.
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My uncle took 5 year old me to Chuck E. Cheese just so he and his friends could play the games and not get yelled at by the employees
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Milfs are attracted to me because I have a face only a mother can love.
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The objects of my memoir are logged and scattered across the interwebs
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