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to r/Showerthoughts by mus3man42
2 weeks ago
Dogs have four knees.
to r/Showerthoughts by Sulfito
2 weeks ago
It’s easier to accept conspiracy theories than scientific ones because understanding science requires studying.
to r/Showerthoughts by Volcz
2 weeks ago
As an adult, there's nothing stopping you from buying and enjoying a birthday cake when it's not your birthday.
to r/Showerthoughts by gophercuresself
2 weeks ago
Our richest companies & individuals are right now channeling their vast resources & the entirety of recorded human knowledge towards creating an artificial brain. Economic structures we have created compel us inexorably towards this. AI may be an inevitable emergent property of humanity
to r/Showerthoughts by DarkRaven01
2 weeks ago
Having a mental disability is like being in a wheelchair except nobody can see the wheelchair, so they have no idea why you can't "walk" on your own.
to r/Showerthoughts by 751assets
2 weeks ago
Accountants (tax/audit) deal in totals making them numb to the actual monetary impact of small numbers.
to r/Showerthoughts by MaybeTheDoctor
2 weeks ago
You could probably harness zombies for perpetual energy.
to r/Showerthoughts by YouGotMyCheezWhiz
1 month ago
Commercial kitchens are probably the only professional environment where loudly announcing to all your coworkers that you're holding a knife is considered good etiquette.
to r/Showerthoughts by ParticleDetector
2 weeks ago
We are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct.
to r/Showerthoughts by StiNgNinja
2 weeks ago
We're like time travelers, always trying to be somewhere we're not. Playing the lifelong game of age hide-and-seek: cozying up to grown-ups as kids, then chasing youth when our knees creak. Do we ever just... live?
to r/Showerthoughts by thesmartass1
2 weeks ago
It's a miracle there hasn't been any attempt to remake "Back To The Future".
to r/Showerthoughts by Shart_Director
2 weeks ago
Maybe it's considered the "End Times" because so many people are not having children, therefore ending their bloodlines that existed for hundreds of thousands of years.
to r/Showerthoughts by sammiisalammii
2 weeks ago
Telepathy wouldn’t work on people who don’t have an inner monologue.
to r/Showerthoughts by pokemwoney
1 month ago
Dinosaurs existed for almost 200 million years without developing human-level intelligence, whereas humans have existed for only 200,000 years with intelligence, but our long-term survival beyond 200 million years is uncertain.
to r/Showerthoughts by FluffyBunnyFlipFlops
2 weeks ago
Due to the adoption of working from home in recent years, office romances and flings are much less likely.
to r/Showerthoughts by luwaonline1
2 weeks ago
No matter how accurate a period drama is, it will always be ruined by a perfect Hollywood smile.
to r/Showerthoughts by BrandHeck
3 weeks ago
Most superheroes couldn't eat fast enough to maintain their caloric needs.
to r/Showerthoughts by graymorality
2 weeks ago
Since it happened 23 years ago, about 30% of the US population is too young to never forget September 11th.
to r/Showerthoughts by noposts420
1 month ago
Trying to conserve tin foil is a good way to waste tin foil.
to r/Showerthoughts by JacPhlash
2 months ago
If, as a teenager, you suddenly woke up with all the aches and pains of someone middle-aged, you might think you were dying.
to r/Showerthoughts by tellmehowimnotwrong
2 weeks ago
People have gotten crueler, not kinder, since the pandemic.
to r/Showerthoughts by Rockin_freakapotamus
2 weeks ago
Removing episodes of TV shows deemed "inappropriate" or "offensive" will result in a new version of the Mandela effect.
to r/Showerthoughts by imasturdybirdy
2 weeks ago
Humans could stop making clothing right now and would still probably have enough for several generations.
to r/Showerthoughts by NorthPolarity
2 weeks ago
A lot of Christians in the MCU probably thought that the snap was the Rapture.
to r/Showerthoughts by extatico
3 months ago
Being deemed the best doctor (or any occupation servicing others) means you will never experience service/care as good as yours.