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r/fifthworldproblems

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to r/fifthworldproblems by SpookyCrowGuy
11 months ago
I was speeding in my cruiser, but the clutch slipped and I fish tailed into a wormhole. Now I'm lost in another dimension.
to r/fifthworldproblems by SpaceBacons
3 months ago
Mimosas
to r/fifthworldproblems by JorduSpeaks
4 months ago
My mind was touched by something horrible.
to r/fifthworldproblems by JorduSpeaks
4 months ago
My mind was touched by something horrible.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Mdlp0716
10 months ago
I rode in an airplane but now I can’t get back to my 4-dimensional self.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Mdlp0716
10 months ago
I went to the bathroom but now I’m stuck on top of a water dispenser machine and I keep getting pushed on the head by people
to r/fifthworldproblems by aquatermain
9 months ago
As I was strolling through the Milky Way's suburbs, Scorpius stung me. Sagittarius said it wasn't poisonous, but now I can't feel my seventh eye. Help?
to r/fifthworldproblems by Serialk
9 months ago
My washing machine is singing "The Trout" of Schubert. I find it very charming, but it's singing it in B flat. Should I let it?
to r/fifthworldproblems by Serialk
9 months ago
The black hole API is down, and apparently they were all temporarily replaced by placeholders. Should I hotfix the entropy, or will the universe be restored from a backup?
to r/fifthworldproblems by OliverGraves
1 year ago
we've been taking this selfie for the last 6 years and we look awful in every angle
to r/fifthworldproblems by towhead22
2 months ago
My girlfriend broke my heart, anyone know a guy with good replacements?
to r/fifthworldproblems by thebardingreen
10 months ago
Dear sir/madam/<formal neutral>. My name is Xaquathgor and I supreme deity of an out of balance (equilibrium?)<Hubble constant> Universe. I have a business proposition just for you if you are fellow deity and have a hell to store souls.
to r/fifthworldproblems by bunkdiggidy
10 months ago
Hello, I stole a kiss from a girl, and she was always trying to get it back
to r/fifthworldproblems by lothricnight
4 months ago
Someone vaguely gesticulated at me... what do?
to r/fifthworldproblems by shhkari
10 months ago
My world's socio-political system has become personified as rebellious youth and now refuses to function. What do we do from here?
to r/fifthworldproblems by supremecrafters
11 months ago
I paid for an Amazon Prime subscription, but I only ended up with a subscription to Amazon Null and Amazon Secundus.
to r/fifthworldproblems by ArcadeSandwich_
10 months ago
The doctor came to me and asked what I can prescribe him for the character change in his sentences, anyone here got any idea?
to r/fifthworldproblems by Omnizoa
10 months ago
My shoulder gnomes will not quit correcting my dating profile
to r/fifthworldproblems by owatnext
8 months ago
Day to Day Problems
to r/fifthworldproblems by Chouzetsu
10 months ago
An alternate universe version of me has really let himself go. I let him crash on my couch but now he won't go back to his home universe.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Chouzetsu
10 months ago
Can I get an appraisal on my son's human soul?
to r/fifthworldproblems by SpiralStaircaseRhino
10 months ago
My teacher asked for a supertask for homework and I couldn't complete it in time.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Mdlp0716
10 months ago
i didn't burn my neighbor's house, will i get banned?
to r/fifthworldproblems by ArcadeSandwich_
10 months ago
I was going to scratch my back, so I took of my left arm as usual, but I've lost it. What do I do find it? My iFindOrgans doesn't work on outer body parts...
to r/fifthworldproblems by NameIsNotDavid
10 months ago
Does anyone here know how to rap in Latin? The cows in my universe have overthrown the government and I need to inspire my lats to take action with some "sick populist jams."