Dear beloved brother/sister/neutral sibling fellow deity. It is sad day, my Universe to be collapsing into a singlton due to bad calculations of cosmological constants. However, in my hell<afterlife> I have contained a number of 9,248,049,012,032,123,090 mortal souls.

I shall be frank: It is my wish to flee this Universe before the <compression?> singularity crushes all and leaves nothing but <devastation?> the end comes.

However other Deities in my Universe are claiming also ownership of these souls. This is not right, for I Xaquathgor am lord of torment here and have collected these souls all legally and fair and square. I am needing to get these souls out of my Universe in a way they not be detecting. This is where you, my friend and fellow deity come in.

If you are sending me the <brane space?> co-ordinates for your Universe, and the location of it's <entrance>way into the hell<afterlife?> I shall be immediately transferring ALL OF THESE MANY SOULS TO YOU.

Upon my arrival in your reality, I will want to take possession of (half? 23 of 46?) 50% of these souls, but the rest, my dear friend, I shall generously gift unto you.

Things are dangerous here and I will speak prophetically. . . the collapse will becoming very soon! So please, I look with hope and desperation to the glorious future where you respond to me with your words of generosity and help as soon as can possibly be! I, fellow supreme deity, am looking much forward to our profitable business <divine sacrifice?> transactions and do so wish to move forward as quickly as possible.

Thank you very much!

Your friend, Xaquathgor