r/fifthworldproblems
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I fell in love and it left a stain. What detergent should I use to remove it?
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I (∞m) recently moved in with my boyfriend (∅m), but he's been just a LITTLE annoying lately. Sorry if this sounds a little venty
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I've met Shrodinger and not met Shrodinger. How do I introduce myself and not introduce myself ?
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The final human ancient has ascended. Now, mortals must fear that Siam the Star Shredder may devour even this place.
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I am hear to notify you that your realms of existence have been appropriated for the coming New Age of Ba'al Muat and you are due for eviction.
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I'm suffering a cataclysmic midlife crisis and by that I mean life as a extant form of existence is collapsing in on itself within me and triggering interplanar extinction events.
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hey can you all stop molting in the lobby?
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One of my universes keeps making a beeping noise. Its spin cycle ended a few millenia ago. What are these whisperers in the darkness? Help do.
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Loaves Up, Everybody.
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Every time I make a universe, it spawns sentient life that invent contradictory mathematics, then my universe pops.
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In search of suitable Tomb world construction specifications for our Dead God.
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I stabbed God through a knife in the back, He is unconscious and I can't reach the medical support line. Does anyone have any resuscitation advice for this situation?
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How do I turn my tits back on?
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Stuck in pocket dimension
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I left the Void but now I want to go back
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The void in this five dimensional space
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I glitched this universe and now time...
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I was speeding in my cruiser, but the clutch slipped and I fish tailed into a wormhole. Now I'm lost in another dimension.
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As I was strolling through the Milky Way's suburbs, Scorpius stung me. Sagittarius said it wasn't poisonous, but now I can't feel my seventh eye. Help?
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My washing machine is singing "The Trout" of Schubert. I find it very charming, but it's singing it in B flat. Should I let it?
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The black hole API is down, and apparently they were all temporarily replaced by placeholders. Should I hotfix the entropy, or will the universe be restored from a backup?
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we've been taking this selfie for the last 6 years and we look awful in every angle
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Dear sir/madam/<formal neutral>. My name is Xaquathgor and I supreme deity of an out of balance (equilibrium?)<Hubble constant> Universe. I have a business proposition just for you if you are fellow deity and have a hell to store souls.
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Hello, I stole a kiss from a girl, and she was always trying to get it back
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Someone vaguely gesticulated at me... what do?