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r/fifthworldproblems

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The Fifth World

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to r/fifthworldproblems by SunderedValley
3 weeks ago
Son insists on "walking", our raising matrix is at wit's end 🥲
to r/fifthworldproblems by wherethewildnesslies
7 months ago
I fell in love and it left a stain. What detergent should I use to remove it?
to r/fifthworldproblems by Squidmelt
6 months ago
I (∞m) recently moved in with my boyfriend (∅m), but he's been just a LITTLE annoying lately. Sorry if this sounds a little venty
to r/fifthworldproblems by roz303
4 months ago
First time pet hypercube owner, need advice
to r/fifthworldproblems by Substantial-Smoke345
7 months ago
I've met Shrodinger and not met Shrodinger. How do I introduce myself and not introduce myself ?
to r/fifthworldproblems by GeneralJohnSedgwick
11 months ago
I spent the last 10,000 hypercycles practicing for the 36 nanometer dash at the next TetraOlympics, but my gigacountry is sending my arch-nemesis instead.
to r/fifthworldproblems by GeneralJohnSedgwick
11 months ago
So I realized I’ve been thanking Dr. Skeltal this whole time, and now I have too much Potassium in my blood. Will leeches get rid of that?
to r/fifthworldproblems by GeneralJohnSedgwick
11 months ago
As part of a pact with the Mozzarella Stick Demons, I am now the harbinger of the 4th wave of Ska. How can I force people to call me Daddy-O?
to r/fifthworldproblems by GeneralJohnSedgwick
11 months ago
I tried consulting the Orb last week during my quest to obtain the unholy power needed to reap my horrible vengeance, but They never got back to me. Do any of you have Their manager’s contact info?
to r/fifthworldproblems by ionised
11 months ago
The final human ancient has ascended. Now, mortals must fear that Siam the Star Shredder may devour even this place.
to r/fifthworldproblems by boomyer2
3 months ago
Just got this message - What should my species do now?
to r/fifthworldproblems by SpaceBacons
4 months ago
Looking for a recipe. Some help needed
to r/fifthworldproblems by shhkari
11 months ago
I am hear to notify you that your realms of existence have been appropriated for the coming New Age of Ba'al Muat and you are due for eviction.
to r/fifthworldproblems by shhkari
11 months ago
I'm suffering a cataclysmic midlife crisis and by that I mean life as a extant form of existence is collapsing in on itself within me and triggering interplanar extinction events.
to r/fifthworldproblems by shhkari
11 months ago
hey can you all stop molting in the lobby?
to r/fifthworldproblems by ionised
11 months ago
One of my universes keeps making a beeping noise. Its spin cycle ended a few millenia ago. What are these whisperers in the darkness? Help do.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Gorgulax21
1 year ago
Loaves Up, Everybody.
to r/fifthworldproblems by CorrettoSambuca
11 months ago
Every time I make a universe, it spawns sentient life that invent contradictory mathematics, then my universe pops.
to r/fifthworldproblems by shhkari
11 months ago
In search of suitable Tomb world construction specifications for our Dead God.
to r/fifthworldproblems by shhkari
11 months ago
I stabbed God through a knife in the back, He is unconscious and I can't reach the medical support line. Does anyone have any resuscitation advice for this situation?
to r/fifthworldproblems by mildmadnessmate
6 months ago
How do I turn my tits back on?
to r/fifthworldproblems by shahaman06
1 year ago
Stuck in pocket dimension
to r/fifthworldproblems by SpookyCrowGuy
1 year ago
I left the Void but now I want to go back
to r/fifthworldproblems by Fireboss76
11 months ago
Accidentally squared time?? Now the world is going in time squared. What do I do???
to r/fifthworldproblems by JakcCSGO
1 year ago
The void in this five dimensional space