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r/fifthworldproblems

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to r/fifthworldproblems by waaaghboss82
7 months ago
I was playing Truth or Dare and got dared to go fuck myself. Now I'm trapped in an unending mobius strip comprised entirely of sphincters.
to r/fifthworldproblems by GauntletWizard
7 months ago
My shoes keep speaking in tongues.
to r/fifthworldproblems by waaaghboss82
7 months ago
TIL once every solar cycle the hominids of Ee-arth act normally. They call this 'Apple Frools'.
to r/fifthworldproblems by GlacialAcetate
7 months ago
All my friends with foresight are making fun of me because I only have threesight. What should I do?
to r/fifthworldproblems by thebardingreen
7 months ago
I am commonly acknowledged as the second greatest entity in the Universe. I am sliced bread. AMA.
to r/fifthworldproblems by yggdrasils_roots
7 months ago
Need help with an embarrassing problem: AD - asexual dysfunction. I can't seem to form spores or undergo meiosis. Should I play soft music for myself? What to do?
to r/fifthworldproblems by waaaghboss82
7 months ago
Has a constellation ever claimed you as their firstborn? What was it like? [Sirius replies only]
in Sirius replies only
to r/fifthworldproblems by shhkari
7 months ago
Because of my comorbid depression and anxiety, I exist simultaneously at two different points in time.
to r/fifthworldproblems by shhkari
7 months ago
Some, err, relationship/sex advice. A lady friend of mine has a bottle fetish. I was planning on introducing Klein Bottles to our play. What should I know in advance?
to r/fifthworldproblems by NameIsNotDavid
7 months ago
Kerbal Space Program won't let me play in 16-dimensional space! Can someone point me to a patch or mod?
to r/fifthworldproblems by waaaghboss82
7 months ago
I BSOD'd my shoe and now I'm King of the Anarchists
to r/fifthworldproblems by volcanohound
6 months ago
Help! I'm turning invisible! Upvote for visibility!
to r/fifthworldproblems by meinerHeld
2 months ago
Deforestation is claiming the habitat of the quadrapecker. All the trees have square roots, and every time they reproduce, their numbers shrink exponentially.
to r/fifthworldproblems by wolfkin
7 months ago
The gravitational constant slept with my Mom and now wants to buy my love
to r/fifthworldproblems by Apocalyptic-Bob
1 year ago
While surfing the internet I was somehow pulled into another dimension for a short jaunt. Now when I utter a particular phrase, I temporarily turn into a blue psychotic man with an overwhelming urge to fight crime. Please help.
to r/fifthworldproblems by OpinionToaster
7 months ago
My womb has gained it's own conscious and is trying to make me believe that I don't actually exist, thus switching our roles so I become the womb.
to r/fifthworldproblems by TheCat5001
6 months ago
A rather nasty binge caused me to spew forth a universe. After sleeping for a few aeons, I noticed it had spawned intelligence. What do I do?
to r/fifthworldproblems by spaceribs
7 months ago
, but he took away the first part of my title.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Spncrgmn
7 months ago
Multiverse Clean-Up
to r/fifthworldproblems by Spncrgmn
7 months ago
Mirror + Bleach
to r/fifthworldproblems by viscence
6 months ago
Whoever has left the musica universalis on, please turn it off. I'm trying to sleep and all that planetary resonating is driving me mad.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Spncrgmn
7 months ago
I keep falling
to r/fifthworldproblems by Izraqthedark
10 months ago
I am trapped on tidder
to r/fifthworldproblems by TheCat5001
6 months ago
I tried to mimic the shape of some creatures of "Erf". Now I am stuck with a toroidal topology. How can I return to a proper hyperdimensional form?
to r/fifthworldproblems by TheCat5001
6 months ago
How to take care of my pet humans?