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r/fifthworldproblems

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to r/fifthworldproblems by Serialk
9 months ago
I can remember the future and everything I'll post here will get downvoted. I don't see why I should even bother.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Serialk
9 months ago
When I play relativity poker I win all the time. I don't know what to do with it.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Serialk
9 months ago
I forgot to use a sound set theory when cleaning up my room, now my floor is full of itself and my mom visits tomorrow.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Chouzetsu
10 months ago
getting BIGGER! getting SMALLER! I'm JUST SO TIRED of being SMALL!
to r/fifthworldproblems by supremecrafters
11 months ago
Realized they're out to get me and accidently tunneled to the edge of the universe. Suggestions?
to r/fifthworldproblems by hamfraigaar
10 months ago
Question: Do sentients in the 5th dimension refer to time as the 4th or 5th dimension?
to r/fifthworldproblems by NameIsNotDavid
10 months ago
I think I broke my neck. Anyone know where to find replacement, gently used, about size eleventeen?
to r/fifthworldproblems by Chouzetsu
10 months ago
Everyone knows Zalthor is new god, but I startled him and he jumped back in the 4th dimension. Now he is also old god.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Chouzetsu
10 months ago
Before I met my spouse I decided that in the future I would get a sex change and and a facelift and travel back in time to marry myself. My spouse and I may or may not be the same person
to r/fifthworldproblems by UnderTheWind
10 months ago
Harbinger
to r/fifthworldproblems by thebardingreen
10 months ago
I am the literal essence of nothing. I don't get to have anything to do with sandwiches and I'm feeling left out.
to r/fifthworldproblems by viscence
9 months ago
💃☔💉💉💉
to r/fifthworldproblems by waaaghboss82
10 months ago
I was playing Truth or Dare and got dared to go fuck myself. Now I'm trapped in an unending mobius strip comprised entirely of sphincters.
to r/fifthworldproblems by GauntletWizard
10 months ago
My shoes keep speaking in tongues.
to r/fifthworldproblems by waaaghboss82
10 months ago
TIL once every solar cycle the hominids of Ee-arth act normally. They call this 'Apple Frools'.
to r/fifthworldproblems by GlacialAcetate
10 months ago
All my friends with foresight are making fun of me because I only have threesight. What should I do?
to r/fifthworldproblems by ANAL_ANARCHY
10 months ago
I was acting up, but I lost my script. Now my world doesn't have any gravity.
to r/fifthworldproblems by ANAL_ANARCHY
10 months ago
My boss fired me for entering a same pole relationship with another magnet. Is this discrimination?
to r/fifthworldproblems by ANAL_ANARCHY
10 months ago
When I flush my toilet the water goes both ways.
to r/fifthworldproblems by ANAL_ANARCHY
10 months ago
A nonexistent entity has told me that it exists.
to r/fifthworldproblems by ANAL_ANARCHY
10 months ago
Today I counted up my senses and found that my 3rd sense was missing.
to r/fifthworldproblems by thebardingreen
10 months ago
I am commonly acknowledged as the second greatest entity in the Universe. I am sliced bread. AMA.
to r/fifthworldproblems by ANAL_ANARCHY
10 months ago
My doctor prescribed me some uppers, but he forgot to prescribe the corresponding downers. How do I get to ground level?
to r/fifthworldproblems by ANAL_ANARCHY
10 months ago
I lost my sense of balance but a unicycle found it before me, and now he won't give it back.
to r/fifthworldproblems by ANAL_ANARCHY
10 months ago
My brother installed 4gb of memory and now he think's he's an oriental rug salesman.