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An alternate universe version of me has really let himself go. I let him crash on my couch but now he won't go back to his home universe.
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Apparently this version of me dropped out of high school and doesn't have a job. He's eating all the food out of my fridge, jerking off on the couch, and every time we make eye contact the fabric of space and time is ripped apart. I don't know how to tell him to leave. Help?
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