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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by CreamDutch
1 month ago
If we couldn't poo, we would all be obese.
to r/Showerthoughts by PurpleLoving9109
1 year ago
Humans are the species that care about their genitalia size. Animals just fuck anyway.
to r/Showerthoughts by vector1523
1 year ago
If someone ask you where the beach is you can point to any direction and technically be correct
to r/Showerthoughts by jackhammer_joe
10 months ago
Maybe some people have the ability to regrow limbs but never found out about it, because they never lose a limb
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
11 months ago
Scientists talking about Dyson spheres...no, advanced civilizations create their own stars.
to r/Showerthoughts by Sycthez
4 months ago
You eat food 3 times a day, hence you can also masturbate 3 times a day.
to r/Showerthoughts by TheBuddhistTraveler
1 year ago
It's to easy to forget just how big our world is when we get caught up in our small lives.
to r/Showerthoughts by AtlasExiled
1 week ago
If we colonize other planets, then it is entirely possible that the humans living in the colonies will evolve separately to the humans left on earth because the differences of environment.
to r/Showerthoughts by callmecarlpapa
6 months ago
You stop laughing at the simple things as a child when you lose your innocence, but one day you laugh at children for being so entertained by the simplest things
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
Statistics concerning likelihood/unlikelihood don’t matter after something happens to you personally
to r/Showerthoughts by Total-General7401
2 months ago
Dinosaurs would’ve evolved to be smarter than us
to r/Showerthoughts by Jack-K-Cross
1 year ago
If you wish for someones demise, your wish will inevitably be granted.
to r/Showerthoughts by LosAngelesLiver
6 months ago
If we’re a creation … we’re something else’s artificial intelligence…
to r/Showerthoughts by Environmental-Nail22
1 month ago
Almost every competitive chess match in a resignation or a draw
to r/Showerthoughts by Pastelresonance
1 week ago
We live in the future, some headphones require software updates.
to r/Showerthoughts by Gary_October
1 month ago
Technically, we are living in the year -2021BC.
to r/Showerthoughts by DankDarkDirk
9 months ago
Comedy in at most 10 years will likely have subverted enough that bullying becomes funny again.
to r/Showerthoughts by X_WISHY_X
2 months ago
Keeping the remote at the end of the click movie
to r/Showerthoughts by Swanke_
1 year ago
In the future, people that were born in Gen Z that develop dementia will find that it’s much more easier to find good new video games
to r/Showerthoughts by tejojo
10 months ago
At least once, each of us must have accidentally said "ducks" instead of "dollars" or "bucks".
to r/Showerthoughts by DankDarkDirk
9 months ago
You confirm that your memories are real by remembering when you've remembered them before, and likely remember what you were doing because you remember remembering.
to r/Showerthoughts by DankDarkDirk
9 months ago
Spiderman is a cash cow for Silly String manufacturers
to r/Showerthoughts by comatoasti
4 months ago
"We are closer than ever before to X" is true for literally everything that hasn't happened yet
to r/Showerthoughts by Chaosraider98
8 months ago
Jack and the Beanstalk is a cautionary tale about taking buying drugs from weird strangers
to r/Showerthoughts by MasterOfBunnies
1 year ago
Photoshopping is the modern day version of stuffing pants and/or bras.