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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by BlasstOff
1 year ago
At least 1/3 of floss never actually goes in your mouth because it's just wrapped around your fingers
to r/Showerthoughts by kenthero79
1 year ago
If you froze a werewolf then it wouldn't be able to change back in the morning..
to r/Showerthoughts by nerfrosa
9 months ago
Betting on sports is considered a bad use of money and is looked down upon by many, however betting on betting on sports is considered investing.
to r/Showerthoughts by nerfrosa
9 months ago
Combining hot water and milk is disgusting, but if you put beans in your hot water, then combine it with milk, it is perfectly normal.
to r/Showerthoughts by kanyeweast12
7 months ago
The premise of soda is a drink that taste like fruits with non of the benifits of fruit
to r/Showerthoughts by BlazeKing64
9 months ago
The game rock paper scissors has only one combination that makes complete sense
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
If ghosts were real, they probably would’ve objected to their portrayal in Ghostbusters
to r/Showerthoughts by meshah
1 year ago
The inside of some blown up balloons probably smell particularly bad.
to r/Showerthoughts by b_yourself
3 months ago
The human body might be capable of regenerating limbs, our bodies just might do it so slowly that no one has lived long enough to experience it.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
Halloween is the one day of the year it’s semi-acceptable to impersonate a cop
to r/Showerthoughts by SomLuzur
10 months ago
When a food is low sodium, it is also low chlorine.
to r/Showerthoughts by meshah
1 year ago
Somebody sentenced to prison for the rest of their life is technically retiring early.
to r/Showerthoughts by nerfrosa
9 months ago
In 10-15 years, Cocomelon and other similar content will be nostalgic for teenagers
to r/Showerthoughts by TimeWizardGreyFox
1 year ago
Shop dogs probably have terrible hearing.
to r/Showerthoughts by PohFahVoh
5 months ago
If the Queen wore a pair of shoes once and sold them, they would gain value. If a random dude wore a pair of shoes once and sold them, they would lose value. But somewhere in between the Queen and the random dude is an "equilibrium celebrity" who could sell the shoes for the retail price.
to r/Showerthoughts by wallabee32
1 month ago
There will never be peace, so long as humans occupy the Earth.
to r/Showerthoughts by catlover1019
9 months ago
It's actually easier to make meaningful connections belonging to a niche/subculture than as a 'normie'
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
11 months ago
The guy that invented money probably was on his deathbed laughing just thinking how he fucked us up.
to r/Showerthoughts by Doc_Hooligan
1 year ago
Bobby Brown and Ray Parker Jr. both had Billboard #1 hits with songs specifically about the Ghostbusters.
to r/Showerthoughts by heck_is_other_people
1 month ago
If hair or bones contained enough iron or copper, humanity would have acquired the metalworking skill shortly after we harnessed fire.
to r/Showerthoughts by Camctrail
1 month ago
Yoshi could spitroast you by himself using just his tongue
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
For all the shows that were great in early seasons and terrible in later ones, there were probably as many with terrible pilots that would have become great if given a chance
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
Every license plate you see represents hours of bureaucratic frustration
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
A lot more people than we realize probably get injured by foul balls
to r/Showerthoughts by CreamDutch
1 month ago
If we couldn't poo, we would all be obese.