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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by meme_boy0
1 year ago
When most of us were little and bragged something along the lines of, “My dad is better than your dad!”, it was more an argument about who lived their dad more.
to r/Showerthoughts by heffrey36
5 months ago
Old people are new to being old. We might see an old person and associate them with their age. But for them, the whole oldness thing is new, as they spent the vast majority of their life being spryer and more youthful.
to r/Showerthoughts by SlapDashUser
5 months ago
The most terrifying sound a homeowner can hear is dripping water where there shouldn't be any
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
Rockstar went an entire console generation without releasing a new GTA.
to r/Showerthoughts by Moll-3
1 year ago
Self Checkout is a blessing for buying Condoms
to r/Showerthoughts by ShivaKrishna999
1 month ago
You never experience a deja vu while masturbating.
to r/Showerthoughts by Presidentkickass
8 months ago
The amount of “thin ‘random color’ line”’s there are on certain U.S. flags adds up to a probably pretty thick line. Not really thin at all.
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
11 months ago
I'm order to understand Light we must flirt a little bit with the Dark.
to r/Showerthoughts by Heylookanickel
11 months ago
The world will be a very violent place once people start becoming immortal since the only way for some generational ideologies to change is through death
to r/Showerthoughts by ImplementTheFunk
1 year ago
If you date an identical twin you know how they both look naked
to r/Showerthoughts by SomLuzur
10 months ago
It is impossible to post a list of the most secure passwords.
to r/Showerthoughts by fakedoorsarereal
9 months ago
If life is GTA, all superheroes are modders/cheaters
to r/Showerthoughts by Diplomaticspouse
1 year ago
Since language changes so frequently, it’s not so much “grammatically incorrect” as “future grammatically possible.”
to r/Showerthoughts by DankDarkDirk
9 months ago
Photography has the awkward English "Ph" as an "F" sound, twice
to r/Showerthoughts by CosmopolitanGuy
1 year ago
Doors are technically temporary walls
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
11 months ago
When you are lost, unsure; when you ask people to tell you what to do, in a rush; when you give up the trust of figuring it out for yourself first and instead, outsource that to others, the more susceptible you are to manipulation.
to r/Showerthoughts by DankDarkDirk
9 months ago
Being Gen Z is not thinking it's strange that Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are dating
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
11 months ago
The periodic table is actually 3D.
to r/Showerthoughts by LethaLorange55
4 months ago
You never see any spiders in Spiderman.
to r/Showerthoughts by Totengeist
9 months ago
For kids, repeating the same word over and over helps it gain meaning. For adults, repeating the same word over and over causes it to lose its meaning.
to r/Showerthoughts by The_Seal727
5 months ago
To make an apples to orange analogy in an argument is stating how an apple is unlike an orange. Yet, we must have both Apples and oranges in order to understand the contrast of both fruits which is also important.
to r/Showerthoughts by Quaysan
1 year ago
According to some scientists (and often your parents) a lot of irrational fears towards animals are mutual, ie arachnophobia
to r/Showerthoughts by Lego_Kode
1 year ago
The heaviest cheese was 57,518 Lbs of cheddar. That could make roughly 179,024.78 Lbs of Mac and cheese. That is roughly the weight of a Humpback and Blue Whale put together.
to r/Showerthoughts by CheckUsLavakia
4 months ago
Finding out that your good idea already exists doesn't make it any less of a good idea.
to r/Showerthoughts by Quaysan
1 year ago
People who nitpick over the eggcorn "I could care less" end up proving that the other person couldn't care less.