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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by Aquitanic
2 months ago
There may come a day where a person reads 1984 and thinks it's a historically accurate book, assuming any copies remain by then.
to r/Showerthoughts by Solecism_Allure
1 year ago
If lab grown meat becomes a large industry, new meats may be engineered... or even ethical human meat for consumption.
to r/Showerthoughts by Dusan-Lazar
5 months ago
Pornography is free because you pay with your soul
to r/Showerthoughts by Iridescent126
1 year ago
There's probably at least one song you used to love that you'll never listen to again
to r/Showerthoughts by Stone_leigh
1 year ago
Military machines require oil- eliminate the adversary petro capability and there is no resistance.
to r/Showerthoughts by Azzandro
1 month ago
If you had half a beer then half of that and so on, you could drink for ever and never have a full beer.
to r/Showerthoughts by Jdogsmity
1 month ago
If every person on earth who was able gave a dollar to a random low income person every day the distribution of wealth would change in less than a week.
to r/Showerthoughts by evalinthania
1 year ago
Every person confident they have all the definite scientific answers don't actually understand science.
to r/Showerthoughts by WarhammerRyan
9 months ago
No Skywalker was ever Granted the title Jefi Master, despite being on the council across multiple generations And destroying the Sith.
to r/Showerthoughts by SeminolesRenegade
9 months ago
Higglytown heroes are essential workers
to r/Showerthoughts by LivinMyAuthenticLife
1 month ago
Rocks in space cross paths, glide past each other and blast into each other in space to cause a chain effect of events. Similarly, humans on earth cross paths with other humans, meet, converse and at times argue to cause a chain effect of events.
to r/Showerthoughts by Final_Temporary_9396
1 year ago
Humans work so hard, sometimes forgetting their primal need: preparing proper meals
to r/Showerthoughts by max
3 months ago
cleaning the floor is a matter of routine. cleaning the ceiling means that something disastrous has happened.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
Franchises deliberately waiting years between releases is kind of a dick move when you consider how many fans will die before the next one
to r/Showerthoughts by RhinoMaster5480
1 year ago
People's hygiene in movies based around the Dark Ages/ancient times is way too good
to r/Showerthoughts by Rook32KingPawn
6 months ago
Adding -ed to a noun makes it an adjective for being drunk
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
It’s a strange thought that when someone dies, you’re the one left behind
to r/Showerthoughts by Stubahka
1 year ago
The set of a porn scene is probably the only work situation in which sexual behavior will not immediately send you to HR.
to r/Showerthoughts by Stubahka
1 year ago
Spanx have led to an equal increase in both sex and disappointment.
to r/Showerthoughts by squar3kn0t
8 months ago
Maple Syrup... had to be discovered either by a desperate fur trapper or a dare between some hockey players
to r/Showerthoughts by themark504
1 year ago
Learning to play the piano is the same as learning to type on a computer
to r/Showerthoughts by michaeldross
9 months ago
Riding a windshield on a moving car must be a bugs idea of an extreme sport.
to r/Showerthoughts by potterwatch221b
3 months ago
If you're addicted to drug and are rich it's more socially acceptable. But if you're addicted and poor people think you're a lowlife
to r/Showerthoughts by top_notch_thug
4 months ago
If your wife’s mom is your mother-in-law… That makes your wife your sister-in-law.
to r/Showerthoughts by pabloescobruh6969
3 months ago
Bees are the OG kamikaze pilot