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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
If world leaders are openly talking about the possibility of WWIII, it may well already be underway
to r/Showerthoughts by _AttilaTheNun_
1 year ago
With the cost of vet care, looking a gift horse in the mouth is a good idea.
to r/Showerthoughts by ACrustyBusStation
4 months ago
Nearly everyone values a human life over the life of an fish, but few people value a single human life over the life of every fish. Meaning everyone has a certain number of fish that they would prefer to be alive over Steve from work.
to r/Showerthoughts by Mescallan
5 months ago
Instead of thinking about evolution in terms of apes -> humans, think of it in terms of mice -> all mammals.
to r/Showerthoughts by digbong96
1 month ago
Life is a game in which every quest you do is optional.
to r/Showerthoughts by Existentialbreadd
1 year ago
If you compare the amount of fur on the rest of its body and it’s head you’ll find that all dogs are bald.
to r/Showerthoughts by purplgurl
3 months ago
We are more controlled by algorithms than we control others.
to r/Showerthoughts by mynutsaremusical
1 month ago
Raw tree bean? gross; burnt food? gross; brown water? gross; tree bean roasted till its burnt then crushed and poured into clean water to make it brown? delicious.
to r/Showerthoughts by f0me
1 month ago
Pulling out your phone at the end of the day and seeing plenty of battery to spare is one of the small pleasures in life
to r/Showerthoughts by DankDarkDirk
9 months ago
The Panda often symbolizes the idea of peace and tranquility, the creature that will go extinct for a lack of motivation to survive.
to r/Showerthoughts by International-Grade
1 month ago
At some point someone gave the green light on ugly sweaters as just normal sweaters.
to r/Showerthoughts by jerseytucker1991
6 months ago
Since no one really observes someone else taking a shit, people are the most non-conformist when taking a shit
to r/Showerthoughts by xXSuperJewXx
1 year ago
the next generation of serial killers will probably torture NPC's instead of animals when they are kids.
to r/Showerthoughts by kreednavillus
1 year ago
If there’s a zombie scene in a school cafeteria that’s a food fight
to r/Showerthoughts by cowiekun
1 year ago
Bruce Lee is probably the most ripped off actor/human in history.
to r/Showerthoughts by Sub-Mongoloid
9 months ago
Imposters never suffer from imposter syndrome.
to r/Showerthoughts by squar3kn0t
8 months ago
Pizza is totally a healthy food when you break it down to being bread, tomatoes, and dairy
to r/Showerthoughts by Hawk_Letov
1 month ago
There is a whole generation of kids who will never experience a restaurant playplace.
to r/Showerthoughts by ammirite
4 weeks ago
Because someone will always be willing to forge morality for compensation, status, or some other reason, it is impossible to create a wholly moral society.
to r/Showerthoughts by darthdrewsiff
5 months ago
A man's capacity for brilliance is equaled only by his capacity for stupidity.
to r/Showerthoughts by BeansInMyForeskin
6 months ago
midget porn and amputee porn is easy to come across. conjoined twin porn however is very hard to find.
to r/Showerthoughts by CannyVenial
10 months ago
People's ages aren't accurate as when we're born, we begin remembering later years, usually after physical ages 3 or 4 thus our age is minus 3 or 4
to r/Showerthoughts by UncommercializedKat
9 months ago
Curtis Jackson in the Superbowl Halftime show makes perfect sense because after two quarters you get 50 Cent.
to r/Showerthoughts by _AttilaTheNun_
1 year ago
Baby armadillos look like an evil wizard created a foreskin golem.
to r/Showerthoughts by DM_Me_For_Dog_Pics
9 months ago
Pink is the manliest and most cis-het of colors because it doesn't exist on the rainbow