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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by thevalley007
1 year ago
It is highly likely the legitimate penis enlargement will be discovered in our lifetime
to r/Showerthoughts by highbeambb91
1 year ago
If you don't love yourself when you're alone, you can't really expect anyone else to love being alone with you, either.
to r/Showerthoughts by camethroughthewall
1 year ago
You are your dog’s boss battle when you play with them
to r/Showerthoughts by S_MacGuyver
2 months ago
The only people that never seem to complain or whine are serial killers.
to r/Showerthoughts by S_MacGuyver
2 months ago
Farts are the moans and screams of trapped poo.
to r/Showerthoughts by Big-cheese108
3 weeks ago
At a some point in the future a human is going to birth a sentient being that we wouldn’t consider a human.
to r/Showerthoughts by Ok_Dog_4059
4 months ago
People who live were it doesn't snow will never understand how quiet the morning after a big snow is.
to r/Showerthoughts by Iridescent126
1 year ago
Someday someone's going to be the last person alive on earth
to r/Showerthoughts by purple_always_on
1 year ago
Men who sit to pee do more squats.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
It’s surprising that car outlet extension cords aren’t more of a thing
to r/Showerthoughts by kclark5060
5 months ago
Going to Blockbuster and picking out a movie was just as fun as watching the movie.
to r/Showerthoughts by yosark
1 month ago
Powerball winners likely never play powerball after winning due to being set for life.
to r/Showerthoughts by squar3kn0t
8 months ago
You would never just sit down and eat a cucumber, but soak it in some vinegar and it's totally fine
to r/Showerthoughts by hajix
8 months ago
Everyone talks about how US doesn’t use metrics system, but no one says how UK and some other countries drive on the left
to r/Showerthoughts by Camctrail
1 month ago
Roughly 21.6 million people have the same birthday as you
to r/Showerthoughts by jerinth1902
1 year ago
Every child is trained by their parents for a world that is one generation out of date.
to r/Showerthoughts by DM_Me_For_Dog_Pics
9 months ago
Planking could never have been made popular in modern day simply because they don't fit in Tik-Tok's portrait mode.
to r/Showerthoughts by Agnxf
5 months ago
You could have made a decision that saved your life
to r/Showerthoughts by GuyHiding
11 months ago
Soda is carbonated syrup
to r/Showerthoughts by SpookyMooWizard
6 months ago
If Pokémon were real, Jigglypuff would probably be a popular treatment for insomnia
to r/Showerthoughts by Timelordsth234555
3 weeks ago
Your favourite hero or celebrity probably has the same dick size as you.
to r/Showerthoughts by treestubs
1 year ago
Stealing from people at the track must be an exhilarating experience.
to r/Showerthoughts by notcoolkid01
4 months ago
Currents are fish roller coasters
to r/Showerthoughts by notcoolkid01
4 months ago
Life is a game where babies spawn at level 1 but wouldn’t survive if it weren’t for the other players who cleared high levels of the game and were able to give the new players the resources they needed to level up.
to r/Showerthoughts by Audinotinny
5 months ago
With all the NYE resolutions, Jan 1st must be the slowest day of the year for McDonald’s