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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by BlastingFern134
3 weeks ago
There could be easter eggs in real life, we just haven't found any they're so well-hidden
to r/Showerthoughts by Rockin_freakapotamus
3 months ago
Generation X and Millennials will probably be the first generations in recent history to tell their kids about how much easier life was when they were kids.
to r/Showerthoughts by Grainhumper
7 months ago
You could probably anger a metal fan by giving Saint Anger genuine praise
to r/Showerthoughts by riglic
1 week ago
Most dust is produced locally.
to r/Showerthoughts by cowiekun
1 year ago
Spring door stoppers are great when the kids are awake but so annoying when the kids are asleep.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
There was a distinct moment when the phone became a personal object
to r/Showerthoughts by jack40714
1 year ago
It’s far better to be honest and have them hate than it is to lie and hurt them later
to r/Showerthoughts by cowiekun
1 year ago
The Karate Kid was every boy’s wet dream: learn martial arts (and how to use chopsticks), beat up the bully and steal his girl.
to r/Showerthoughts by Sub-Mongoloid
8 months ago
Asking someone to help you bury a body greatly increases the likelihood that you'll have to bury a second body.
to r/Showerthoughts by max
3 months ago
correctness is determined by information. rightness is determined by emotion. quality is determined by correctness. popularity is determined by rightness.
to r/Showerthoughts by MrSyaoranLi
1 year ago
In the future, school shootings will be a natural conversation among survivors.
to r/Showerthoughts by throwaway777-ta
11 months ago
True happiness in life is understanding the perfection in life's imperfect moments
to r/Showerthoughts by Porfirio_Myth
4 months ago
Many pets probably think they're the last of their species
to r/Showerthoughts by GarlicsPepper
8 months ago
Out of all of your friends the only one you wouldn't have a problem reading your journal to is your dog.
to r/Showerthoughts by wave_design
1 week ago
Peach offers to bake a cake in Mario 64, but there is no kitchen (or doors to a kitchen) anywhere in the castle.
to r/Showerthoughts by International-Grade
2 weeks ago
While you’re people watching, someone is probably people watching you.
to r/Showerthoughts by Yoctatrine
1 year ago
As more and more animals go extinct in the wild, zoos will become increasingly popular as the only places you can go see living proof that they ever even existed at all.
to r/Showerthoughts by BOOM3R464
5 months ago
A masochist who is dedicated enough will have an orgasm if they die a really painful death.
to r/Showerthoughts by Phantommy555
2 weeks ago
People grant others authority based upon success when that success could be because of blind luck or unforeseeable circumstance
to r/Showerthoughts by seriousneed
10 months ago
We miss an entire year of our lives where we could tell people we are 0 years old
to r/Showerthoughts by Cuddlefpv
1 year ago
100% alcohol is 100% poison.
to r/Showerthoughts by relaxguy2
1 year ago
When you understand that we are all just speaking baboons it all makes sense.
to r/Showerthoughts by zgold2192
9 months ago
Voldemort is a Lich and Horcruxes are phylacteries.
to r/Showerthoughts by JLGoodwin1990
1 week ago
Some people wouldn't last a week in even just the early 2000s with how addicted and dependent they've become on technology, let alone the 90s or earlier.
to r/Showerthoughts by kindle139
1 year ago
Addiction is deriving pleasure from one thing. Freedom is deriving pleasure from all things.