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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by Dengar1212
1 week ago
Someone was the first human (or animal) ever to hear the sound of their own voice and it was sometime in the last 200 years.
to r/Showerthoughts by snoopmt1
1 year ago
It is much easier to hear and follow advice given to someone else with your same exact issue than it is to hear that advice directed at you.
to r/Showerthoughts by SlimJohnson
1 week ago
Germans don't have a word to explain that Germans have a word for everything
to r/Showerthoughts by grumpycateight
6 months ago
Every bottle of superglue is a single use bottle
to r/Showerthoughts by tejojo
9 months ago
Flintstones Vitamins were probably created as an apology for having the characters endorse Winston Cigarettes.
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
10 months ago
People complain if you wear dark clothes in summer but not if you wear white clothes during winter
to r/Showerthoughts by JerryTheQuad
1 week ago
It's harder to be an evil person than a good one
to r/Showerthoughts by IFitStereotypesWell
1 year ago
Locksmiths are paid to break into cars, homes, and buildings
to r/Showerthoughts by jbwang29
1 week ago
Knowledge about guns directly correlates with risk of being shot by one.
to r/Showerthoughts by tokenjoker
1 week ago
Water is not always wet. When cold, it's hard and dry. Water is only wet because its weather got warmer
to r/Showerthoughts by jack34343
1 year ago
A tv show about competing viral marketing companies. Give them no budget and random products to chose from and whichever product sells better wins. Whoever wins gets to make the first commercial for whatever replaces the smartphone.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Singers performing songs someone else wrote are no different than actors performing off a script
to r/Showerthoughts by tejojo
9 months ago
A filmmaker will probably edit a fake buffering screen in their movie just to fuck with those watching it on a streaming service.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Society doesn’t talk about aging and mortality anywhere near enough
to r/Showerthoughts by 97Bo-Red13
1 year ago
Because of the rhyme the opposit of a she shed isn't a man cave, it's a jack shack.
to r/Showerthoughts by aldorayn
1 week ago
It's surprising in how many species the males are designed to die right after coitus.
to r/Showerthoughts by Jibu_LaLaRoo
1 year ago
A world where women didn’t have periods but only released an egg upon orgasm
to r/Showerthoughts by SeminolesRenegade
8 months ago
Every cake is a birthday cake
to r/Showerthoughts by jack34343
1 year ago
In 10 years the new pen 15 Prank is going to be kids hunting down their friends parents nudes online and showing them to their kids.
to r/Showerthoughts by Joe_Zt
1 week ago
A Hershey's kiss is shaped like it is because if you insert the pointy end first, it fits perfectly in the mouth of someone who is puckering their lips for a kiss.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Ass-kissing, ass-kicking, ass-eating and ass-chewing all sound extremely similar but are wildly different
to r/Showerthoughts by Presidentkickass
7 months ago
Although they are the same, you hardly ever see chicken paired up with eggs for breakfast dishes.
to r/Showerthoughts by SuperBonerFart
1 year ago
Wasps are the chad's of nature.
in Chad
to r/Showerthoughts by fStap
3 months ago
There's probably a lot more guys who like small boobs than girls who like small dicks
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Our children will grow up without having to wait years and decades for incredible sequels