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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by GarlicsPepper
8 months ago
Being in the sun for only two hours makes you realize how incredibly resilient plants are.
to r/Showerthoughts by sdrisc2692
9 months ago
Chip’n Dale: Rescue rangers has made everything in rule34 canon
to r/Showerthoughts by jnnad
1 year ago
a cat may be the pet we love the most yetknoq the least about
to r/Showerthoughts by Bren12310
8 months ago
Pay to win games are actually more realistic
to r/Showerthoughts by psc199832
1 year ago
If chickens evolved from T-Rex’s then Dino nuggies are a historically accurate food
to r/Showerthoughts by cowiekun
1 year ago
Whoever invented the button on the driver’s door that disables all windows movement must have been so annoyed by their kids.
to r/Showerthoughts by CitizenPremier
4 months ago
If we succeed in killing all the fish, the bottom of the ocean might become covered by a giant biofilm again
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
AT-ATs are big hairless dogs
to r/Showerthoughts by bluntsportsannouncer
10 months ago
If we lived in the bottom of the ocean like crabs making it to space would have been a much more impressive feat
to r/Showerthoughts by salydra
8 months ago
Unreasonable customers who demand to talk to the manager are actually in the early stages of dementia and anger is their response to their perceived reality being contradicted by complete strangers
to r/Showerthoughts by eatmyasserole
1 month ago
Maybe there's a biological reason women want taller men - so they don't notice our chin hairs.
to r/Showerthoughts by lucasawilliams
6 months ago
Douglas Adam’s answer to the riddle of the meaning of life is the same as the number of Vexations by Eric Satie
to r/Showerthoughts by Jassida
1 week ago
Someone needs to rhyme skeletor
to r/Showerthoughts by sunnyboi456
1 year ago
if the universe is infinitely expanding, anything could be the center of the universe at any given moment
to r/Showerthoughts by Dm1185
1 year ago
A salon without mirrors would probably go out of business.
to r/Showerthoughts by disintegrationist
1 week ago
Those fancy-opening doors we see in science fiction films are so over-engineered, heavy and expensive they would probably never be in a spaceship in the first place
to r/Showerthoughts by stonerthoughtss
1 week ago
If the fourth dimension exists, there’s an end to space.
to r/Showerthoughts by docobv77
9 months ago
A lot of people nowadays have read more subtitles than books.
to r/Showerthoughts by Federal-Load-1769
1 year ago
It’s a good thing cotton is more absorbent than hair.
to r/Showerthoughts by snackyboi_
6 months ago
Since the voice actors og Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are married, there is a good chance they have done Mickey and Minnie Mouse voice during sex.
to r/Showerthoughts by kazmighty
7 months ago
You gain weight when you fart.
to r/Showerthoughts by mandu_xiii
2 months ago
it's really fortunate that we've evolved to be able to tolerate the smell of our own farts & poo.
to r/Showerthoughts by Stubahka
1 year ago
Depending on one’s definition of large, an in ground pool can be considered a lake.
to r/Showerthoughts by queensjockey
9 months ago
Incomplete, informal and inconsistent are the opposites of complete, formal and consistent but invaluable is more valuable than valuable.
to r/Showerthoughts by petertheeater15
6 months ago
If magic were real, it wouldn't be magic.