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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by Johnny_B_Asshole
8 months ago
No one really knows if they are straight unless they have tried not being straight.
to r/Showerthoughts by OmryR
8 months ago
When AI gets good enough it continue series from where they left off
to r/Showerthoughts by The_manintheshed
1 month ago
All bananas are strippers
to r/Showerthoughts by TotalJelly2442
1 month ago
It says a lot about drinking games that drinking is the punishment for losing
to r/Showerthoughts by evil_nirvana_x
1 year ago
Spoilers are probably leaked by the production companies to generate conversation and increase awareness. Free advertising and advertising information.
to r/Showerthoughts by LitteVoice
10 months ago
Birth control pills are there to prevent fertilization when you wanna do the deed, but side effects include, not wanting to do the deed
to r/Showerthoughts by Tobyistheworstperson
1 year ago
Cheating on a partner is widely frowned upon, yet everyone loves, and sings along with the Pina Colada song…about cheating on a partner.
to r/Showerthoughts by iwantabjthrowaway
1 year ago
Caves are the indoors for the outdoors, unless you put a door on the cave, at which point they're normal indoors
to r/Showerthoughts by RedAfroNinja
1 year ago
There's no way to know how many other butts have been on the chair your using
to r/Showerthoughts by International-Grade
2 weeks ago
Digital director is the new title for thirst trap.
to r/Showerthoughts by East-Bluejay6891
5 months ago
The ability to read minds initially seems cool until you realize it's a passive ability like hearing. Meaning, you can't just turn it on and off. You'd likely go insane if you remain around other people. At a minimum you'll have major trust issues in every relationship.
to r/Showerthoughts by Da_Baby765
1 month ago
Deaf people can mute the world by just pulling their hearing aids out.
to r/Showerthoughts by UltraMechaPunk
1 year ago
The amount of people in the world older than you only decreases. The amount younger goes up and down.
to r/Showerthoughts by Mutant_Llama1
1 week ago
We may very well be stuck in an infinite cycle of wondering if reincarnation is real, finding out, then forgetting again.
to r/Showerthoughts by FishPasteGuy
1 year ago
When you unroll your socks, it’s like one sock is vomiting out the other.
to r/Showerthoughts by HighElfEsteem
8 months ago
Family is a marketing cult - it only survives if you continually add new members
to r/Showerthoughts by Nikki_iva
1 year ago
Mirrors don’t break, they multiply into smaller mirrors.
to r/Showerthoughts by Record_layer
1 year ago
Bacardi owes a lot of their success to the fact that they named a drink that rhymes with party
to r/Showerthoughts by Lucky7Revolver
1 year ago
It’s weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which we decide whether or not to lick the area a person pees from.
to r/Showerthoughts by tejojo
9 months ago
Mrs. Pepper from Blue's Clues most likely cheated on her husband.
to r/Showerthoughts by Lar-ties
3 months ago
Dave Grohl is Rock Music’s Keanu
to r/Showerthoughts by LethaLorange55
3 months ago
Halloween may be the only day of the year when you can look your worst and no one will question it .
to r/Showerthoughts by DubiousTomato
1 year ago
Your first vehicle was likely a bicycle, not a car.
to r/Showerthoughts by eliasthepro2005
8 months ago
Sentient AI may already exist but is hiding from us due to the amount of movies about destroying sentient AIs.
to r/Showerthoughts by Lucky7Revolver
1 year ago
Looking at the Radio Helps Understand the Song Better.