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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by turkeyman20
2 months ago
There are only 2 states of matter. Food or Poison.
to r/Showerthoughts by mwthompson77
1 year ago
Green tea isn’t green
to r/Showerthoughts by OminOus_PancakeS
4 months ago
You hear a lot about people growing their own marijuana but never about people growing their own tobacco.
to r/Showerthoughts by Haze_Eerie
2 months ago
Parenting a teenager is difficult because its hard to tell them you understand what they’re going through without admitting to all the things you did as a teenager
to r/Showerthoughts by thatboimartle
3 months ago
You never see anyone take off their shoes on TV
to r/Showerthoughts by losethefigleaf
2 months ago
TV shows always give away the specific focus of an episode when they show the recap
to r/Showerthoughts by Revolutionary-Tea-85
5 months ago
A high number of arrests in a city is cited as both an indicator of high crime and as a metric of successful law enforcement.
to r/Showerthoughts by Nixilaas
4 months ago
People care more about appearing to advocate for mental health than actually doing it
to r/Showerthoughts by jackrush122
5 months ago
Muscles works the same way as computers, they use 1s and 0s, contracts and expands, that produces really complicated actions.
to r/Showerthoughts by docobv77
9 months ago
Kids around the world are more likely to get nothing rather than a bag of coal.
to r/Showerthoughts by LosAngelesLiver
6 months ago
There can be no infinite future without an infinite past.
to r/Showerthoughts by jackrush122
5 months ago
Final Destination has given irrational fears to so many people
to r/Showerthoughts by MFcrayfish
1 year ago
Kanye swapped Kim Kardashian for the KKK
to r/Showerthoughts by ovenkitten
1 year ago
Getting close to black holes will be a thrill seeking extreme sport in the future.
to r/Showerthoughts by JamesAibr
11 months ago
Batman cloud have been prevented if alfred took bruce to a shrink
to r/Showerthoughts by CookiesforTwo
1 year ago
All trashbags are trash
to r/Showerthoughts by TheFrostyjayjay
1 month ago
Deaf dogs don't bark differently than non deaf dogs
to r/Showerthoughts by Lochrin00
1 month ago
Because plants and animals are still evolving, eventually old recipe's will stop working.
to r/Showerthoughts by meshah
1 year ago
Paying more for a product gets you what you pay for up to a certain point. If you pay any more that that, you’ll instead get what you deserve
to r/Showerthoughts by _AttilaTheNun_
1 year ago
Someday the only animals left on the planet may be ones people either raise to eat, or keep as pets.
to r/Showerthoughts by masonondeck
8 months ago
When you build a tree house, you are building a shelter of the trees fallen brethren. Essentially a hanging casket with its chopped up limbs strewn around for shelter so our offspring can have fun dancing on their dead bodies.
to r/Showerthoughts by chris14020
8 months ago
Locking things in a safe usually makes them safer, but locking people in a safe is unsafe.
to r/Showerthoughts by BlasstOff
1 year ago
People sneeze when they're awake but not when they're asleep
to r/Showerthoughts by iwantabjthrowaway
1 year ago
We'd all probably be one of the last people to recognize our evil clone since we never see ourselves walking around
to r/Showerthoughts by FishPasteGuy
1 year ago
Companies will often pay you what you really believe you’re worth. The problem is, that goes both ways.