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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by docobv77
9 months ago
The more films, cameos and years left in his life, Kevin Bacon keeps making the game harder.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Someone’s probably gotten in an accident with their food delivery driver while they were on the way to deliver their food
to r/Showerthoughts by The_Seal727
4 months ago
Woman lay an egg once a month
to r/Showerthoughts by bxbrucem
4 months ago
Smokers are probably a lot less deficient in vitamin D than nonsmokers
to r/Showerthoughts by tejojo
9 months ago
Coke has already won the Cola Wars because they don't have to change their logo every fifteen years or so.
to r/Showerthoughts by AshBasil
1 year ago
Yelling out of fear was likely an evolved behavior for scaring off predators.
to r/Showerthoughts by SeminolesRenegade
8 months ago
Technically money does grow on trees
to r/Showerthoughts by EvenSK
3 months ago
The way we treat moths vs how we treat butterflies is the prime example of pretty privileges
to r/Showerthoughts by StillBeWater
11 months ago
Game of Thrones dragons lay tiny eggs, relative to their size.
to r/Showerthoughts by Square-End7450
1 month ago
Ghosts and demons are made out to be scary. Yet they’re scared of the light, hide under our beds, and cry and scream when they want your attention.
to r/Showerthoughts by DM_Me_For_Dog_Pics
8 months ago
$12.99 with free shipping really is better than $10.00 with $2.99 shipping because refunds don't always include the shipping cost
to r/Showerthoughts by Nathanyu3
3 months ago
It’s not till you work a retail job that you realize 85% of people are dumb as rocks.
to r/Showerthoughts by ProfessionalNose6520
3 months ago
At the end of the day thoughts are nothing more than a biological mechanism.
to r/Showerthoughts by sureshakerdood
1 year ago
Mushrooms think about eating us as much as we think about eating them.
to r/Showerthoughts by DubiousTomato
1 year ago
A bread bowl is something you simultaneously want, and do not want, a hole in.
to r/Showerthoughts by cebeem
4 months ago
The smarter the animal, the larger the gap between the dumbest and the smartest of that species
to r/Showerthoughts by sparkymcalister
8 months ago
All money is spending money.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Don’t think anything is a given, because one day it won’t be
to r/Showerthoughts by BrandfordAndSon
4 months ago
Somewhere, someone is wondering what kind of life their dog had after they had to give it up.
to r/Showerthoughts by DollChowhall
1 year ago
3D movies really just faded away as fast as they rose in popularity
to r/Showerthoughts by DankDarkDirk
9 months ago
Hairs on your head are ignore-able, yet hairs on your tongue are very noticeable
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Wing men are also smash bros
to r/Showerthoughts by docobv77
9 months ago
Bar hopping late at night can be like touring a mental institution.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
The Queen outlived Queen
to r/Showerthoughts by buttflakes27
1 year ago
Before Mario, Pinocchio was the most famous fictional Italian