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r/shittysuperpowers

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Communism Will Win has potential too lazy to think of flair even more cursed than usual for this sub customizable pears for meefy peepholes! What's that? You're listening to "Africa" by Toto!? Nice!@ I typed this flair in manually with a mechanical keyboard Spider Man come fuck me in the ass! pee pee poo poo goofy asf flyer purple man can't see me saxophone guy actually kinda dumb go fast moob Confused but has the right spirit Actually Shitty You call yourself a "jeanie"!? Shitty Contest Submission oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) Good luck using this… literally just a warcrime Lost and afraid
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to r/shittysuperpowers by WantedBull
6 months ago
You can teleport anywhere, you will always be nude,and fully aroused.
Good luck using this…
to r/shittysuperpowers by GodelEscherJSBach
7 months ago
For every lie you tell, one corporate lawyer loses one cent
has potential
to r/shittysuperpowers by FanNew7455
4 months ago
You have 1000 IQ when you are holding an erect penis
goofy asf
to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
10 months ago
You can turn an emu into a sand dollar by tapping it on the head with a half eaten snickers bar
goofy asf
to r/shittysuperpowers by MrPotatoThe2nd
2 months ago
You can decline the invitation to any social gathering without being seen as rude, impolite, or getting any other social backlash.
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by Urbenmyth
4 months ago
You're immune to being isekaied
Confused but has the right spirit
to r/shittysuperpowers by reddit_boi222
4 months ago
What is your real life shitty superpower?
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
10 months ago
You always roll a 3, even if the die doesn't have a 3
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by Ok-Conclusion-3535
4 months ago
You can talk to animals only when you are touching your dick/vagina
Confused but has the right spirit
to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
10 months ago
You always hit someone's little toe when shooting a bow and arrow
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
10 months ago
You can shapeshift into you from one day in the future.
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
10 months ago
You can censor anything
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
10 months ago
You can make the grass on your side greener
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by MrPotatoThe2nd
2 months ago
You have probability manipulation, within 10% of the selected event’s original percentage of happening.
has potential
to r/shittysuperpowers by NaivafAreul
4 months ago
You don't have to sleep to regain energy
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
10 months ago
You can fly, as long as one randomly chosen termite is touching you.
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
10 months ago
You can change the colour of a kidney once a day.
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by jurrasicwhorelord
4 months ago
You can accurately imagine and describe anyone's penis.
Shitty Contest Submission
to r/shittysuperpowers by Gamerguy2542
9 months ago
You have the ability to, whenever you delete a video game from your console, delete your memory of said game. Allowing you to replay it like you've never played it before.
Confused but has the right spirit
to r/shittysuperpowers by Minute-Object
3 weeks ago
You’re a poop bender, like an earth bender for poop.
goofy asf
to r/shittysuperpowers by Oofoofow_Official
4 months ago
You can travel at exactly light speed
to r/shittysuperpowers by thisasynesthete
8 months ago
You can repair the holes in jeans that were "torn stylishly" just by looking at them
You call yourself a "jeanie"!?
to r/shittysuperpowers by Gamerguy2542
9 months ago
Every hair you pluck by hand gains the hairs owner .25 cents. You can not take the money from them, it goes to their bank account.
goofy asf
to r/shittysuperpowers by GodelEscherJSBach
7 months ago
You instantly know the best loopholes for every shitty superpower
Shitty Contest Submission
to r/shittysuperpowers by GodelEscherJSBach
7 months ago
You can transform one daikon radish into a feast once per year
oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers)