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r/shittysuperpowers

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Communism Will Win has potential too lazy to think of flair even more cursed than usual for this sub customizable pears for meefy peepholes! What's that? You're listening to "Africa" by Toto!? Nice!@ I typed this flair in manually with a mechanical keyboard Spider Man come fuck me in the ass! pee pee poo poo goofy asf flyer purple man can't see me saxophone guy actually kinda dumb go fast moob Confused but has the right spirit Actually Shitty You call yourself a "jeanie"!? Shitty Contest Submission oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) Good luck using this… literally just a warcrime
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to r/shittysuperpowers by Xx_BB-IMP_xX
10 months ago
Psychic Flatulence Sense (you can smell a fart before it happens)
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to r/shittysuperpowers by Arthur1Fleck
10 months ago
everytime you get hit in the balls you gain 1$.
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to r/shittysuperpowers by Terrible_Potato18
1 year ago
Every time you sneeze, the closest person to you genetically switches gender and joins CrossFit.
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to r/shittysuperpowers by OkSmile3680
5 months ago
Hi how are ya to day hahaha 😏
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to r/shittysuperpowers by rodzom
3 months ago
You can turn any item into gold, fake gold.
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to r/shittysuperpowers by stvhght
1 year ago
You can hover two inches above the ground when no one is looking
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