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r/shittysuperpowers

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Post your favorite shitty superpowers! r/shittysuperpowers are for powers that are odd and would be a low tier superpower, but not a detrimental power

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Communism Will Win has potential too lazy to think of flair even more cursed than usual for this sub customizable pears for meefy peepholes! What's that? You're listening to "Africa" by Toto!? Nice!@ I typed this flair in manually with a mechanical keyboard Spider Man come fuck me in the ass! pee pee poo poo goofy asf flyer purple man can't see me saxophone guy actually kinda dumb go fast moob Confused but has the right spirit Actually Shitty You call yourself a "jeanie"!? Shitty Contest Submission oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) Good luck using this… literally just a warcrime Lost and afraid
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to r/shittysuperpowers by GundamKyriosX
2 months ago
You have the ability to turn into a statue of yourself, at will.
Good luck using this…
to r/shittysuperpowers by GundamKyriosX
2 months ago
You have the power to make a random person in your vicinity shit themselves at the same time as you.
Good luck using this…
to r/shittysuperpowers by BlastingFern134
2 months ago
You can exactly count the number of anything that you can perceive (such as all the grains of sand on a beach)
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by Happy5Day
3 weeks ago
Dick Man - You can extend your penis 20m/65ft and take someone out, then it recoils to normal size
Confused but has the right spirit
to r/shittysuperpowers by bunnyezxxx
2 months ago
you can predict the next 2 seconds into the future
to r/shittysuperpowers by bunnyezxxx
2 months ago
you can fly when fully naked
to r/shittysuperpowers by thisasynesthete
3 months ago
You have the power to add 1 cent to anyone's bank account. You have to look them in the eyes and then wink at them. It only works once per person per day.
Good luck using this…
to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
3 months ago
Whenever you outsmart somebody on r/shittysuperpowers, they don't change the superpower to remove the loophole
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by Responsible-Tie-3451
4 months ago
You can subconsciously influence people do to things they were going to do anyway
Good luck using this…
to r/shittysuperpowers by WantedBull
5 months ago
You are invincible while holding your breath(up to a limit of 90 seconds) / you age 5 years for every 30 seconds you use this ability.
has potential
to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
6 months ago
If you eat a glowstick, you glow for the next 24 hours
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by MrPotatoThe2nd
1 month ago
You can’t die by suicide
too lazy to think of flair
to r/shittysuperpowers by thisasynesthete
6 months ago
You can immediately distinguish whether a song is the "Taylor's version" or not. Also if you're in public, then you automatically have to tell everyone whether it's the Taylor's version or the original.
Good luck using this…
to r/shittysuperpowers by Moist-Fruit8402
4 months ago
Ultimate power: turn anything into pizza
has potential
to r/shittysuperpowers by The_Saint_Hallow
1 week ago
You can summon unlimited geese.
goofy asf
to r/shittysuperpowers by Puzzleheaded_Line210
6 months ago
You can summon jello covered paper.
oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers)
to r/shittysuperpowers by The_Saint_Hallow
1 week ago
Any entertainer you enjoy watching is gurenteed to be a good person.
goofy asf
to r/shittysuperpowers by The_Saint_Hallow
1 week ago
You can gameify anything you do, so long as the game in question is a hyper-realistic simulator of the thing you are using the power on.
Good luck using this…
to r/shittysuperpowers by Chair_Last
2 months ago
You always happen to have a $1 bill.
to r/shittysuperpowers by MrPotatoThe2nd
1 month ago
You have X-ray vision, though you emit a significant amount of radiation while using the power.
has potential
to r/shittysuperpowers by Dry_Advertising_460
4 months ago
You are immune to getting shot when not wearing any pants
has potential
to r/shittysuperpowers by jeronimo707
1 month ago
You can win any relationship fight hands-down no questions asked
has potential
to r/shittysuperpowers by Max2993
7 months ago
You have an infinite supply of food that you don’t like
Confused but has the right spirit
to r/shittysuperpowers by WantedBull
6 months ago
You can grant wishes to anyone & anyone can take them away.
goofy asf
to r/shittysuperpowers by WantedBull
6 months ago
You know the answer to any question/problem & it's always on the tip of your tongue.
goofy asf