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r/shittysuperpowers

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Communism Will Win has potential too lazy to think of flair even more cursed than usual for this sub customizable pears for meefy peepholes! What's that? You're listening to "Africa" by Toto!? Nice!@ I typed this flair in manually with a mechanical keyboard Spider Man come fuck me in the ass! pee pee poo poo goofy asf flyer purple man can't see me saxophone guy actually kinda dumb go fast moob Confused but has the right spirit Actually Shitty You call yourself a "jeanie"!? Shitty Contest Submission oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) Good luck using this… literally just a warcrime
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to r/shittysuperpowers by thisasynesthete
3 weeks ago
You have the power to add 1 cent to anyone's bank account. You have to look them in the eyes and then wink at them. It only works once per person per day.
Good luck using this…
to r/shittysuperpowers by Responsible-Tie-3451
1 month ago
You can subconsciously influence people do to things they were going to do anyway
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to r/shittysuperpowers by thisasynesthete
4 months ago
You can immediately distinguish whether a song is the "Taylor's version" or not. Also if you're in public, then you automatically have to tell everyone whether it's the Taylor's version or the original.
Good luck using this…
to r/shittysuperpowers by WantedBull
3 months ago
You can teleport anywhere, you will always be nude,and fully aroused.
Good luck using this…