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r/shittysuperpowers

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Communism Will Win has potential too lazy to think of flair even more cursed than usual for this sub customizable pears for meefy peepholes! What's that? You're listening to "Africa" by Toto!? Nice!@ I typed this flair in manually with a mechanical keyboard Spider Man come fuck me in the ass! pee pee poo poo goofy asf flyer purple man can't see me saxophone guy actually kinda dumb go fast moob Confused but has the right spirit Actually Shitty You call yourself a "jeanie"!? Shitty Contest Submission oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) Good luck using this… literally just a warcrime
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to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
3 weeks ago
Whenever you outsmart somebody on r/shittysuperpowers, they don't change the superpower to remove the loophole
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to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
3 months ago
If you eat a glowstick, you glow for the next 24 hours
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to r/shittysuperpowers by reddit_boi222
1 month ago
What is your real life shitty superpower?
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to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
7 months ago
You always roll a 3, even if the die doesn't have a 3
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to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
7 months ago
You always hit someone's little toe when shooting a bow and arrow
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to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
7 months ago
You can shapeshift into you from one day in the future.
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to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
7 months ago
You can censor anything
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to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
7 months ago
You can make the grass on your side greener
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to r/shittysuperpowers by NaivafAreul
1 month ago
You don't have to sleep to regain energy
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to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
7 months ago
You can fly, as long as one randomly chosen termite is touching you.
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to r/shittysuperpowers by Interesting-Bus-8624
7 months ago
You can change the colour of a kidney once a day.
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to r/shittysuperpowers by panay-
7 months ago
You are guaranteed at least 5 likes on anything you post
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to r/shittysuperpowers by Ok-Echo-8106
11 months ago
You can turn any metal into tin by licking it.
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