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r/shittysuperpowers

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Communism Will Win has potential too lazy to think of flair even more cursed than usual for this sub customizable pears for meefy peepholes! What's that? You're listening to "Africa" by Toto!? Nice!@ I typed this flair in manually with a mechanical keyboard Spider Man come fuck me in the ass! pee pee poo poo goofy asf flyer purple man can't see me saxophone guy actually kinda dumb go fast moob Confused but has the right spirit Actually Shitty You call yourself a "jeanie"!? Shitty Contest Submission oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) Good luck using this… literally just a warcrime Lost and afraid
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1 year ago
You can hover two inches above the ground when no one is looking
Communism Will Win
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1 year ago
You can fart from your eyes.
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1 year ago
You can see through glass.
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1 year ago
You can shoot lasers from your eyes once
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1 year ago
You can make songs disappear from existence after you hear them once.
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1 year ago
You can see through the clothing only on people you are not attracted to.
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1 year ago
You can fold and 8.5x11 sheet of paper more than 7 times.
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1 year ago
The ability to see your food digest from inside your body.
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1 year ago
You can turn water into wine as long as you drank it first
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1 year ago
You can get perfect cell reception and data speeds on your phone as long as it’s flip phone
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1 year ago
You can summon milk into your cereal bowl, but it is always spoiled