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r/shittysuperpowers

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Communism Will Win has potential too lazy to think of flair even more cursed than usual for this sub customizable pears for meefy peepholes! What's that? You're listening to "Africa" by Toto!? Nice!@ I typed this flair in manually with a mechanical keyboard Spider Man come fuck me in the ass! pee pee poo poo goofy asf flyer purple man can't see me saxophone guy actually kinda dumb go fast moob Confused but has the right spirit Actually Shitty You call yourself a "jeanie"!? Shitty Contest Submission oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) Good luck using this… literally just a warcrime
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7 months ago
You can shapeshift into anything that you can fit into your mouth
to r/shittysuperpowers by 17men
7 months ago
You can eat inedible objects/substances, but only under extreme stress.
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7 months ago
You can become invisible, but only at night, and you make what is equivalent to a rocketship launching every step you take.