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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by bnamen732
8 months ago
Pregnancy photos are soft-launching your baby
to r/Showerthoughts by Shadeslayer50
1 month ago
Centaurs have two rib cages
to r/Showerthoughts by MasterPhart
2 weeks ago
Advertising companies are going to make the future really ugly and annoying
to r/Showerthoughts by KCMO_GHOST
2 months ago
MySpace really screwed up by deleting our old profiles and pictures
to r/Showerthoughts by LostThatPurpose
11 months ago
Laundromats taking quarters doesn't make sense anymore. Especially given the prices to wash and dry
to r/Showerthoughts by wfezzari
4 months ago
It's odd that gift cards are priced at their face value. A $100 gift card, for example, limits a person to one place, whereas $100 cash has unlimited purchase potential.
to r/Showerthoughts by _AttilaTheNun_
2 weeks ago
Paying for online dating apps is an ugly tax.
to r/Showerthoughts by docobv77
9 months ago
We really do live in a world where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
to r/Showerthoughts by Someone_Pooed
2 months ago
You never hear about women with a foot fetish
to r/Showerthoughts by Incognitotreestump22
1 year ago
Sometimes the smartest people need something stupid to sooth themselves at the end of the day.
to r/Showerthoughts by Apprehensive_Tax3882
1 year ago
You might have replied to your ex, here, unknowingly
to r/Showerthoughts by Hockeyguy1493
11 months ago
The most knowledgeable people in the world are actually closer to knowing nothing than everything
to r/Showerthoughts by docobv77
9 months ago
Millions of gallons of milk are consumed December 24th by parents every year.
to r/Showerthoughts by burube
11 months ago
It's kinda sad that we never get to have a full bed to ourselves again after entering a relationship
to r/Showerthoughts by BassPlayn_Mainer42
1 year ago
In order to appear to be a bad Horse rider, actors are Usually excellent Horse riders.
to r/Showerthoughts by TastyLocksmith2430
10 months ago
Sometimes love feels like a beautiful sky of stars. Sometimes it feels like a thunderstorm.
to r/Showerthoughts by Rough_Resolution_472
11 months ago
The bond between a man and his dog is so strong because for many of us they can be our only source of affection.
to r/Showerthoughts by PennAndSawteller
5 months ago
Restaurants advertise how food tastes going in but never advertise how it feels coming out.
to r/Showerthoughts by PennAndSawteller
5 months ago
Everyone's heard of the Michelangelo but never heard of an Angelomichael.
to r/Showerthoughts by No-Explanation6802
2 months ago
We may be 2-3 generations away from not having digital records of our ancestors.
to r/Showerthoughts by Hockeyguy1493
11 months ago
Drunk sex is almost too popular considering the quality of sex is generally worse when drunk.
to r/Showerthoughts by CatcrazyJerri
5 months ago
Starters are miniature main courses.
to r/Showerthoughts by Just-Pen-1222
8 months ago
If you put loose leaf in a binder is it still loose?
to r/Showerthoughts by Praj_Bhatt
2 weeks ago
Teacher's Day is for children and Children's Day is for teachers.
to r/Showerthoughts by BallCoach15
7 months ago
Lettuce doesn’t have a taste or a flavor. It just adds a nice crunch.