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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by floorjockey
1 year ago
Clouds are the iron filings of the sky.
to r/Showerthoughts by docobv77
11 months ago
There are millions and millions of photographs out there of people saying "cheese."
to r/Showerthoughts by MisterJKH
1 year ago
Because you can see yourself in descriptions of characters in books, you can also conclude you have any number of illnesses when you google some symptoms you have
to r/Showerthoughts by An_aussie_in_ct
2 months ago
We really don't appreciate the fact that email is free
to r/Showerthoughts by Lampy5
10 months ago
Dentists can see right up your nose while they work on your teeth.
to r/Showerthoughts by sublime_htx
4 months ago
Shaggy is the most convincing actor in the Cheetos commercial starring Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher
to r/Showerthoughts by ImplementTheFunk
1 year ago
We all think we sound weird because we're used to hearing our voice played through a shitty phone speaker
to r/Showerthoughts by Somethinggood4
1 year ago
Under the right circumstances, salt is a dessert topping.
to r/Showerthoughts by Gizzo04
10 months ago
Don’t you just wish that you could text your dog to come downstairs and clean up a snack that you dropped
to r/Showerthoughts by Almighty_Pushh
4 months ago
The McLaren P1 headlights actually look like the McLaren logo
to r/Showerthoughts by Bluepenguin053
1 year ago
The box a trashcan comes in will likely not fit in the trashcan itself.
to r/Showerthoughts by DankDarkDirk
10 months ago
When starting games like Baldur's Gate II or Age of Empires III, the campaigns are set up in a single line. Most people likely chose the game that aligned with the direction their language has them reading (English left-to-right, Japanese right-to-left, for example).
in Japan
to r/Showerthoughts by useroftheinternet95
9 months ago
Barbers must have to use kryptonite scissors to cut Superman's hair.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
If someone chokes to death on meat, the animal is getting revenge from the grave
to r/Showerthoughts by poorkay
7 months ago
It's a confusing world when you don't know if the show "Nothing But Trailers" will be about upcoming movies or a reality show about people tricking out their mobile homes.
to r/Showerthoughts by bybook
1 year ago
Because of how fish and coral reproduce, The Little Mermaid wouldn't think bukkake was kinky at all.
to r/Showerthoughts by GundamKyriosX
2 months ago
A diss track can be seen as a form of respect.
to r/Showerthoughts by RewPurt
4 months ago
All pets have a personal shopper for life.
to r/Showerthoughts by benc555
5 months ago
If companies really cared about supporting pride month, they would sell their pride-themed items at or below cost so that as many people as possible could represent the cause.
to r/Showerthoughts by cthulutx
6 months ago
If chihuahuas has thumbs and weighed maybe 150 lbs more, our asses would not be at the top of the food chain.
to r/Showerthoughts by cthulutx
6 months ago
Hmm Machete was killed with a machete in Breaking Bad.
to r/Showerthoughts by Skibiscuit
3 months ago
Air condition repair in Phoenix, AZ has got to be one of the most miserable jobs in the world
in Phoenix, AZ
to r/Showerthoughts by top_notch_thug
4 months ago
People always ask themselves what their purpose in life is but nobody asks why they need one.
to r/Showerthoughts by Adventurous_Egg_6321
3 months ago
Men who are trying to be “PC” by referring to women as “females” usually have zero respect of women.
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
1 year ago
People always want ideal conditions but once they have them, they usually don't take full advantage of them because they are not ideal anymore.