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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by top_notch_thug
4 months ago
People always ask themselves what their purpose in life is but nobody asks why they need one.
to r/Showerthoughts by Adventurous_Egg_6321
3 months ago
Men who are trying to be “PC” by referring to women as “females” usually have zero respect of women.
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
1 year ago
People always want ideal conditions but once they have them, they usually don't take full advantage of them because they are not ideal anymore.
to r/Showerthoughts by lovetodo
10 months ago
Most laptops are really a pain to actually put on laps for longer use.
to r/Showerthoughts by thevalley007
1 year ago
Dogs would love us even more if they knew we went on walks just for them
to r/Showerthoughts by zachnikp
1 year ago
Hide and Seek is probably actual training for Ninjas
to r/Showerthoughts by M41WalkerBulldog
3 months ago
Our modern world was really created by college dropout nerds who lived in their parent's homes and worked in garages.
to r/Showerthoughts by IncognitoSpecialist
1 month ago
If mosquito bites did not itch so much, they wouldn't be hated and killed so much...
to r/Showerthoughts by intoOwilde
9 months ago
If you go to the blood bank to donate blood, that's both a withdrawal and a deposit.
to r/Showerthoughts by GarlicsPepper
9 months ago
In the future it will be ambiguous what an "arms dealer" sells.
to r/Showerthoughts by dawgsontop34
3 months ago
Birdwatching is the adult version of kids loving dinosaurs
to r/Showerthoughts by fitsomah
1 year ago
Procrastination is a great motivator. You can get all the other stuff done by avoiding the thing you’re procrastinating.
to r/Showerthoughts by WarhammerRyan
10 months ago
Food is never "wasted", it just gets eaten/consumed by something other than originally intended.
to r/Showerthoughts by Mundane_Handle6158
3 months ago
Everyone lives on an island
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
1 year ago
Hisoka is the master of Delayed Gratification
to r/Showerthoughts by shakespeareinluv
1 year ago
Papa Troll and Paw Patrol sound exactly alike.
to r/Showerthoughts by wicked_crayfish
1 year ago
When you are a child all you want to do is grow up, then you are a grown up all you want to do is be a child again.
to r/Showerthoughts by chefranden
9 months ago
One would think that squirrels would get more done, have more seeds saved up for winter if they'd just stop chasing each other up a tree.
to r/Showerthoughts by ral365
3 months ago
Restaurants are one of the few places where getting served is a good thing.
to r/Showerthoughts by Chaosraider98
9 months ago
People against gay couples adopting aren't against children having two moms or two dads
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
1 year ago
Money is the SEM (electron microscope) that allows you to see the cracks in people's character. It has that kind of resolution.
to r/Showerthoughts by Capt_Autismo189
2 months ago
Could anime girls be real through augmented reality goggles
to r/Showerthoughts by boo-sam
1 week ago
The general lack of respect for Aquaman is a metaphor for how little we truly care about our oceans
to r/Showerthoughts by Mrjonnyisabed
10 months ago
Every Phone is foldable, but only once
to r/Showerthoughts by ImplementTheFunk
1 year ago
One of the first technological body enhancements will probably be a USB port somewhere in the body to charge your phone