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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by AtlasExiled
2 weeks ago
Everyone knows what its like to be dead, just try and remember things from before you were born... nothing.
to r/Showerthoughts by jtllove
10 months ago
If Earth was a product
to r/Showerthoughts by Mrjonnyisabed
9 months ago
The world record for someone to brush their teeth is 2 minutes
to r/Showerthoughts by rangjy
1 year ago
Making Earth into Mars is probably cheaper than colonizing Mars
to r/Showerthoughts by catlover1019
9 months ago
Our bones are us, we do not just occupy them
to r/Showerthoughts by TheFlaccidCarrot
1 year ago
People who wake up around daybreak are considered very professional and active, but they most likely got into that habit from watching TV before work or doing assignments before class when they were younger.
to r/Showerthoughts by jessquit
9 months ago
In the last 40 years, clowns have gone from something universally understood as playful (ie Bozo, Ronald McDonald) to something universally understood as terrifying (Joker, Pennywise)
to r/Showerthoughts by floorjockey
1 year ago
Clouds are the iron filings of the sky.
to r/Showerthoughts by docobv77
10 months ago
There are millions and millions of photographs out there of people saying "cheese."
to r/Showerthoughts by MisterJKH
1 year ago
Because you can see yourself in descriptions of characters in books, you can also conclude you have any number of illnesses when you google some symptoms you have
to r/Showerthoughts by An_aussie_in_ct
2 months ago
We really don't appreciate the fact that email is free
to r/Showerthoughts by Lampy5
10 months ago
Dentists can see right up your nose while they work on your teeth.
to r/Showerthoughts by sublime_htx
4 months ago
Shaggy is the most convincing actor in the Cheetos commercial starring Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher
to r/Showerthoughts by ImplementTheFunk
1 year ago
We all think we sound weird because we're used to hearing our voice played through a shitty phone speaker
to r/Showerthoughts by Somethinggood4
1 year ago
Under the right circumstances, salt is a dessert topping.
to r/Showerthoughts by Gizzo04
10 months ago
Don’t you just wish that you could text your dog to come downstairs and clean up a snack that you dropped
to r/Showerthoughts by Almighty_Pushh
4 months ago
The McLaren P1 headlights actually look like the McLaren logo
to r/Showerthoughts by Bluepenguin053
1 year ago
The box a trashcan comes in will likely not fit in the trashcan itself.
to r/Showerthoughts by DankDarkDirk
9 months ago
When starting games like Baldur's Gate II or Age of Empires III, the campaigns are set up in a single line. Most people likely chose the game that aligned with the direction their language has them reading (English left-to-right, Japanese right-to-left, for example).
in Japan
to r/Showerthoughts by useroftheinternet95
9 months ago
Barbers must have to use kryptonite scissors to cut Superman's hair.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
If someone chokes to death on meat, the animal is getting revenge from the grave
to r/Showerthoughts by poorkay
6 months ago
It's a confusing world when you don't know if the show "Nothing But Trailers" will be about upcoming movies or a reality show about people tricking out their mobile homes.
to r/Showerthoughts by bybook
1 year ago
Because of how fish and coral reproduce, The Little Mermaid wouldn't think bukkake was kinky at all.
to r/Showerthoughts by GundamKyriosX
1 month ago
A diss track can be seen as a form of respect.
to r/Showerthoughts by RewPurt
4 months ago
All pets have a personal shopper for life.