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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by PMmeifyourepooping
10 months ago
Menstrual cup users are the vegans of periods.
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
11 months ago
It is better to be a clown in a room full of serious people than to be a serious person in a room full of clowns
to r/Showerthoughts by kanyeweast12
7 months ago
If everyone in the city set a out fly traps outside their houses they could be pushed to the brink of extinction in the city perimeters.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deldris
1 month ago
You have casual sex in a casual relationship but nobody says you have serious sex in a serious relationship.
to r/Showerthoughts by onlyouwillgethis
1 year ago
Storm chasers essentially have a BDSM relationship with Mother Nature.
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
11 months ago
If you drink you coffee with honey, remember, you are drinking another animal's vomit
to r/Showerthoughts by AtlasExiled
1 week ago
Declaring "I am the dumbest man alive" immediately proves yourself wrong because you recognize you are dumb.
to r/Showerthoughts by anarmyofJuan305
3 months ago
If your partner becomes like you during your relationship, the next person they become involved with also becomes like you by extension
to r/Showerthoughts by ArthurMarston26
1 month ago
Traditions and customs are by far the most successful parasites on humans. They control how we live, and they reproduce when we give them to our children, ensuring that the cycle repeats itself.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
People who’ve been hit by friendly fire probably wouldn’t characterize it as friendly
to r/Showerthoughts by ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE
9 months ago
Before farming became ubiquitous in ancient society there was probably some "wackjobs" that were doing it in their own for hundreds of years
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
Turning the air conditioning up is the same thing as turning the temperature down
to r/Showerthoughts by LordSnuffleFerret
11 months ago
The Frog Prince myth probably sprung from someone licking a frog and hallucinating vividly.
to r/Showerthoughts by bybook
1 year ago
A person can be described as "Sweet" or "Bitter", they can be "Salty" or have a "Sour" expression. But nobody describes themselves as "Umami"
to r/Showerthoughts by SomLuzur
10 months ago
On average, every person on earth has 1 testicle.
to r/Showerthoughts by desrevermi
9 months ago
"The thing of the thing of nightmares."
to r/Showerthoughts by cubosh
2 weeks ago
The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth's history.
to r/Showerthoughts by DankDarkDirk
9 months ago
If you remember a song whenever you perform the same action, you have your own theme tune/leitmotif for that task
to r/Showerthoughts by Cocoamix86
9 months ago
Due to the motion of the universe, no atom will ever be in the same position it has been in before.
to r/Showerthoughts by fredhsu
9 months ago
Picking up baked beans in zero gravity with a fork or a spoon is no different from putting golf balls. Beans simply splatter everywhere. Chopsticks work better than forks and spoons at the space station.
to r/Showerthoughts by LordSnuffleFerret
11 months ago
Considering the growing use of CGI, increasingly actors will be asked to do voice work only, and movie actors will have gone from having no spoken roles, to ONLY having spoken roles.
to r/Showerthoughts by Dm1185
1 year ago
UFC weigh-ins are more interesting than the fights themselves.
to r/Showerthoughts by alexalmighty100
4 months ago
Completing training videos at work is the closest we’ll get to farming money like in an mmo
to r/Showerthoughts by bootscootin25
2 weeks ago
We all refrigerate our ketchup and mustard, but every restaurant leaves them out on the table
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
The real conflict in “Step Brothers” would’ve been about the parents not in the movie