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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by Hotbread17
5 months ago
There is nothing you can do against 90% of the animals on earth if they attack you
to r/Showerthoughts by rainbowsieger
6 months ago
There is a certain size in which a cup becomes a bucket.
to r/Showerthoughts by BeepBlipBlapBloop
3 months ago
Bruce Banner and the Hulk have the same size waist.
to r/Showerthoughts by welkikitty
9 months ago
If you’re getting cleaned up to go to Waffle House at 3am, you’re missing the point of Waffle House at 3am.
to r/Showerthoughts by DaMonehhLebowski
1 year ago
All human motivation boils down to a motivation due to ego, and a motivation due to laziness, with some people having one type more than the other
to r/Showerthoughts by Harmonex
9 months ago
We need a Northern Strategy.
to r/Showerthoughts by Originalskatman
1 year ago
When visiting the barbers. The older you get the less the barber has to move your head.
to r/Showerthoughts by AssistanceOk7588
1 year ago
There are probably many Easter eggs or secrets in video games, that are so well hidden, that we may never find them.
to r/Showerthoughts by RKD_NT3000
1 year ago
If all toasters toast toast, then bread is raw toast
to r/Showerthoughts by tejojo
10 months ago
The last trailer that plays before a movie in theaters is always from the same company that distributed the feature.
to r/Showerthoughts by TulkuHere
7 months ago
A caregiver and a caretaker are almost the same thing.
to r/Showerthoughts by Vesurel
9 months ago
Every great human achievment in art and science has only happened because blood with the right amount of salts in it has been pumped to organs that processed fluids properly. It's hard to believe there's room for both all those organs and a person inside the same body.
to r/Showerthoughts by plotrcoptr
4 weeks ago
A human settlement on the moon could do some cool shit for the rest of us back on Earth. Like put up seasonal moon decorations for us (wreaths, etc), troll us with messages, or we could play tic tac toe
to r/Showerthoughts by craggycrawdad
4 months ago
Typically, electric guitars are played alongside acoustic drum kits, and vise versa.
to r/Showerthoughts by FoldKey2709
1 year ago
Heartbreak is an evolutionary improvement, because humans had to realise how bad for the survivorship of species it was to lose a sexual partner
to r/Showerthoughts by jelly-bb
1 month ago
Everyone who says they're 'craving Subway' has a different flavor in their imagination
to r/Showerthoughts by _AttilaTheNun_
1 year ago
If someone had a large extended family and doesn't think there's a 'weird uncle', chances are good it's them.
to r/Showerthoughts by FriarNurgle
9 months ago
Dinosaurs likely tasted like chicken.
to r/Showerthoughts by Ejukated
1 year ago
Not enough people talk about the insane coincidence that the sun and the moon are the same size from our view.
to r/Showerthoughts by 69longjohnny
1 year ago
Since Deadpool has broken the ‘fourth wall’, he’s the only Marvel character that knows about Stan Lee’s death.
to r/Showerthoughts by Nykolaishen
1 year ago
A soup can't go bad if you just never stop boiling it...
to r/Showerthoughts by Somethinggood4
1 year ago
The problem seems to be too many people basing their deep beliefs on a shallow understanding.
to r/Showerthoughts by suckmysoggyballs
4 months ago
Until we can recklessly pour a glass of water while getting it all over the place and not be bothered at all, only then are we free
to r/Showerthoughts by LosAngelesLiver
6 months ago
One day we will be at the point we’re Futurama will be predicting events instead of the Simpsons!
to r/Showerthoughts by lovetodo
9 months ago
Once all cars are Self Driven they could run at their max speeds at most locations