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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by PickleShtick
9 months ago
After the hard to define 2000s and 2010s, the 2020s are already iconic
to r/Showerthoughts by anarmyofJuan305
3 months ago
To avoid incriminating yourself, it is smart to shave your entire body as much as possible before a heist
to r/Showerthoughts by Final_Temporary_9396
1 year ago
Closing eyes to a problem does make it disappear sometimes
to r/Showerthoughts by DM_Me_For_Dog_Pics
9 months ago
If cars ever do fly in the future, you would probably still need to pay a subscription to use the feature.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
Prison escapees are the ultimate escape room champions
to r/Showerthoughts by lovetodo
9 months ago
If Earth were flat, we could put telescopes around the world to see important monuments from anywhere.
to r/Showerthoughts by GentPc
1 month ago
Since Hogwarts is, fundamentally, a high school their dropouts must be a real pain in the ass for muggle society.
to r/Showerthoughts by Assorted_Education_
2 months ago
You might have made a decision that saved your life, without knowing it
to r/Showerthoughts by ImTheElephantMan
1 year ago
In 1998 we made two animated movies about ants and then just decided that was enough.
to r/Showerthoughts by bigredk9
5 months ago
Bolt cutters are rarely used to cut bolts.
to r/Showerthoughts by mykiebair
3 months ago
In the first third of your life you attend birthday parties, the second you attend weddings, the last you attend funerals.
to r/Showerthoughts by LordSnuffleFerret
11 months ago
Cats hate getting wet, ergo their love of seafood is founded on it being exotic.
to r/Showerthoughts by Flyerscouple45
1 year ago
There isn’t a single social app or website humans wouldn’t use to upload and view porn if it isn’t highly regulated
to r/Showerthoughts by Them_apples_95
1 year ago
Bobby Shmurdas hat must be approaching light speed soon
to r/Showerthoughts by KristiSoko
6 months ago
Wine seduces you. Rum rapes you.
to r/Showerthoughts by CorrectBodybuilder15
1 year ago
The sun keeps the earth warm, but the higher altitude you go the colder it is….
to r/Showerthoughts by Shifty-Manzanita
5 months ago
Sleeping longer than usual makes you more tired.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
If Seinfeld had been on the air for a few more years, they could’ve been playing Halo
to r/Showerthoughts by lordsandwish
6 months ago
Talking about natural selection in animals is well regarded until someone applies it to humans
to r/Showerthoughts by Po1sonator
4 weeks ago
You don’t realize how much force you walk with until you hit your head on something walking.
to r/Showerthoughts by kclark5060
5 months ago
Our brains probably have a storage capacity just like any other electronic device.
to r/Showerthoughts by SectorNaughtyS9
1 year ago
Clapping is weird. We as humans get so excited that we slap our skin to make noise to express that.
to r/Showerthoughts by mikethemekanic
1 year ago
Most modern day humans are raised in captivity.
to r/Showerthoughts by DankDarkDirk
9 months ago
Each of the Froot Loops loops taste the same.
to r/Showerthoughts by philoPhreak_m22
1 year ago
Due to DNA analysis not being 100% accurate, there has probably been at least one person wrongly convicted based on DNA analysis.