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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by BlasstOff
1 year ago
People can't own people, but people can own corporations which are people
to r/Showerthoughts by XanXan14
5 months ago
Country Music Concert == Cowboy Cosplay Convention
to r/Showerthoughts by BlasstOff
1 year ago
A man and a woman can have hair the same length, but people will think the man has long hair and the woman has short hair.
to r/Showerthoughts by Apprehensive-War-300
3 months ago
Random knee pain is a sign of being 30+ y old
to r/Showerthoughts by fenix547
2 months ago
It’s very possible that highly intelligent life existed on Earth before us but it was so far in the past that all traces of them have disappeared
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Being sanctioned can be either a good thing or a bad thing
to r/Showerthoughts by MashaYang
8 months ago
A bum in a sense is a traveler
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
If world leaders are openly talking about the possibility of WWIII, it may well already be underway
to r/Showerthoughts by _AttilaTheNun_
1 year ago
With the cost of vet care, looking a gift horse in the mouth is a good idea.
to r/Showerthoughts by ACrustyBusStation
3 months ago
Nearly everyone values a human life over the life of an fish, but few people value a single human life over the life of every fish. Meaning everyone has a certain number of fish that they would prefer to be alive over Steve from work.
to r/Showerthoughts by Mescallan
5 months ago
Instead of thinking about evolution in terms of apes -> humans, think of it in terms of mice -> all mammals.
to r/Showerthoughts by digbong96
2 weeks ago
Life is a game in which every quest you do is optional.
to r/Showerthoughts by Existentialbreadd
1 year ago
If you compare the amount of fur on the rest of its body and it’s head you’ll find that all dogs are bald.
to r/Showerthoughts by purplgurl
2 months ago
We are more controlled by algorithms than we control others.
to r/Showerthoughts by mynutsaremusical
2 weeks ago
Raw tree bean? gross; burnt food? gross; brown water? gross; tree bean roasted till its burnt then crushed and poured into clean water to make it brown? delicious.
to r/Showerthoughts by f0me
2 weeks ago
Pulling out your phone at the end of the day and seeing plenty of battery to spare is one of the small pleasures in life
to r/Showerthoughts by DankDarkDirk
9 months ago
The Panda often symbolizes the idea of peace and tranquility, the creature that will go extinct for a lack of motivation to survive.
to r/Showerthoughts by International-Grade
2 weeks ago
At some point someone gave the green light on ugly sweaters as just normal sweaters.
to r/Showerthoughts by jerseytucker1991
5 months ago
Since no one really observes someone else taking a shit, people are the most non-conformist when taking a shit
to r/Showerthoughts by xXSuperJewXx
1 year ago
the next generation of serial killers will probably torture NPC's instead of animals when they are kids.
to r/Showerthoughts by kreednavillus
1 year ago
If there’s a zombie scene in a school cafeteria that’s a food fight
to r/Showerthoughts by cowiekun
1 year ago
Bruce Lee is probably the most ripped off actor/human in history.
to r/Showerthoughts by Sub-Mongoloid
8 months ago
Imposters never suffer from imposter syndrome.
to r/Showerthoughts by squar3kn0t
8 months ago
Pizza is totally a healthy food when you break it down to being bread, tomatoes, and dairy
to r/Showerthoughts by Hawk_Letov
2 weeks ago
There is a whole generation of kids who will never experience a restaurant playplace.