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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by sunnyboi456
1 year ago
Ryan Reynolds is the only person to play two separate characters that are both named Guy, and have both characters in separate genres.
to r/Showerthoughts by ovenkitten
1 year ago
One day someone will produce a King Richard like movie about Will Smith’s love life and marriage.
to r/Showerthoughts by Traxathon
1 month ago
The reason your mom/grandma thinks your so handsome is probably because you look like the man they married
to r/Showerthoughts by Acceptable-Treacle-1
1 year ago
Death itself isn’t really scary, it’s more about how you die that makes it a scary premise
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Your favorite position could also be the one you were conceived in
to r/Showerthoughts by Somethinggood4
1 year ago
The older you get, the more likely your favourite teacher is dead.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
The least realistic thing about Seinfeld was the lack of swearing
to r/Showerthoughts by LubaUnderfoot
1 year ago
Dogs are humans best invention.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
If you die while timetraveling to the past, you could die before you’re born
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
People throw away millions of dollars in bottle deposits
to r/Showerthoughts by Ksuisha
11 months ago
A movie is a 4d painting
to r/Showerthoughts by Havoc_Ryder
8 months ago
Innovative features in new cars could be both the reason you got into an accident, and also the reason you survived it.
to r/Showerthoughts by Enderminer22
1 year ago
If it's true that phones give off radiation a lot of people are going to have cancer in their upper legs in the future
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Peaking in college isn’t looked down upon
to r/Showerthoughts by Impossible_Heat_3506
2 months ago
You have most likely said the N word in your mind
to r/Showerthoughts by SuperH02
8 months ago
in the future, people might skip class using AI robots that resemble them and send them to class instead of going themself
to r/Showerthoughts by queensjockey
9 months ago
Shopping carts but with turn signals and four-ways.
to r/Showerthoughts by DankDarkDirk
9 months ago
Witch's potions and vegan soups are the same thing.
to r/Showerthoughts by WhyDoYouCare--
11 months ago
Your sleep schedule is perfect! You just need to move to another country.
to r/Showerthoughts by furiousvexation
5 months ago
Thumb wars are technically hand-to-hand combat.
to r/Showerthoughts by BlasstOff
1 year ago
A woodchuck *can* chuck wood
to r/Showerthoughts by Mutant_Llama1
2 months ago
Sex with a human is OK. Sex with inanimate objects is OK. Anything in between is taboo.
to r/Showerthoughts by dirty_musician
1 year ago
Google could do the world a solid by using street sweepers to transport its Street View cameras.
to r/Showerthoughts by 420catloveredm
8 months ago
Cats are popular on the internet because people don’t take their cats out like they do with dogs.
to r/Showerthoughts by amindforgotten
6 months ago
Maybe you need to find the correct EXACT position before your body will allow you to sleep but you don’t remember what it is because you fall asleep instantly.