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to r/Showerthoughts by Shadeslayer50
1 month ago
Glasses make you look smart, but you have to fail a test to get them.
to r/Showerthoughts by MeetMrGrimlock
1 year ago
Hot food with a cold drink is common place, but cold food with a hot drink is almost unheard of.
to r/Showerthoughts by komodosaggins
1 year ago
The penis is an oddly aerodynamically shaped appendage
to r/Showerthoughts by Lizard77King
5 months ago
Getting your picture taken from a speed camera is the same as getting your picture taken on a rollercoaster ride.
to r/Showerthoughts by I3irb
6 months ago
If milk can become cheese, then theoretically, you can make chocolate milk cheese.
to r/Showerthoughts by DildosintheMist
6 months ago
There's a possibility that your grandma loved giving sloppy blowjobs.
to r/Showerthoughts by drzombietaco
6 months ago
Wearing a butt plug with a chain attached that drags on the ground, would in theory, make you ESD compliant.
to r/Showerthoughts by Ro-Tang_Clan
6 months ago
If life in the universe depends on conditions similar to our planet, life on a different planet might look like ours. In which case we may be able to see into our evolutionary past or future if we ever find life on a different planet - depending on how long life has existed on the other planet
to r/Showerthoughts by Real_Reception6950
6 months ago
There might be a Dr. Hoo in some Asian country.
to r/Showerthoughts by NOBILE1
6 months ago
You began life as an orgasm
to r/Showerthoughts by Squid_Contestant_69
6 months ago
The adult male version of the marshmallow test is waiting an extra day to masturbate because it'll be better the next day
to r/Showerthoughts by BlasstOff
1 year ago
Every animals is generating shit at every second of every day.
to r/Showerthoughts by IFuckedCardiB
6 months ago
Kirby probably gives the craziest head
to r/Showerthoughts by eyy_brah
1 year ago
Paradise isn’t a place. It’s a feeling.
to r/Showerthoughts by stackofbones
6 months ago
Announcing that you’re trying to have another child is synonymous with admitting that you’re getting railed on a daily basis.
to r/Showerthoughts by DB-2000
6 months ago
If a group of humans ever gets to colonize another planet, the knowledge that they came from earth will probably get lost after a couple of generations and there will be people doubting that the planet earth even exists because they’ve been on that new planet their entire lives.
to r/Showerthoughts by hemin245
6 months ago
We pay taxes on money we earn to pay taxes on money we spend.
to r/Showerthoughts by Jwagginator
6 months ago
Bob the builder is probably rockin some hard abs and a ripped body under those overalls that all the women in Bobtown are thirsting over.
to r/Showerthoughts by RetroFaust
6 months ago
If digital pictures are a combination of 1 and 0, all possible photos already exist, even they haven’t been taken yet, and we need to find the right code to see them.
to r/Showerthoughts by yaosio
2 months ago
If you tear a person apart they stop beeing a person, but if you tear rock apart it becomes more rocks.
to r/Showerthoughts by billymcboney
1 year ago
Friendship is the least prioritized relationship but the one we need most throughout our lives
to r/Showerthoughts by Timely-One8423
1 month ago
Our distant descendants are going to be able to watch porn of people who died thousands of years ago
to r/Showerthoughts by BlasstOff
1 year ago
Subpar is actually good
to r/Showerthoughts by _AttilaTheNun_
1 year ago
A significant percentage of working retail is reading labels to people who could have just read the label themself.
to r/Showerthoughts by MFcrayfish
1 year ago
Horror movies is a great cope with depression