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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by GiraffeKing04
4 months ago
Some people have a minimum height requirement to ride them
to r/Showerthoughts by gravitywind1012
4 months ago
All people pull down their underwear at work at some point.
to r/Showerthoughts by PoofBam
1 year ago
The older you get, the less you care about being cool and that is in its essence what being cool is. The less you care about being cool the cooler you are.
to r/Showerthoughts by Vesurel
8 months ago
About half of people have organs you don't.
to r/Showerthoughts by Chaosraider98
8 months ago
When people regularly live to be over 100 years old, people will start to include the century on dates as well
to r/Showerthoughts by ShadeDust
4 months ago
Once you've learned a language, you can't hear it without understanding it ever again.
to r/Showerthoughts by hungright
9 months ago
Wonder if everyone still thinks and act like they did in high school
to r/Showerthoughts by throwaway777-ta
11 months ago
Popcorn kernels are edible pressure cookers
to r/Showerthoughts by Heath_co
8 months ago
In the future, we will have AI written news articles reporting on how much AI has taken over society.
to r/Showerthoughts by HiroshimaFog
8 months ago
There is absolutely no guarantee hard work will ever pay off, and bad behavior is typically awarded.
to r/Showerthoughts by tommyz39
1 year ago
There is no longer anyone who has known someone born in the 1700s
to r/Showerthoughts by SeminolesRenegade
8 months ago
Gravity is a dog’s best friend in the kitchen and dining table
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Very little differentiates tomato sauce from tomato soup
to r/Showerthoughts by jackrush122
5 months ago
Most of us are drug addicts who are high on caffeine
to r/Showerthoughts by BlasstOff
1 year ago
Dogs might just love that we feed them
to r/Showerthoughts by jackrush122
5 months ago
You don't really think about how much you've peed until you pee in a bottle
to r/Showerthoughts by Oralstotle
11 months ago
It's possible for both of your parents to die before you're born.
to r/Showerthoughts by docobv77
9 months ago
It's essential that blind people learn their left from their right.
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
10 months ago
You will never have a fire breakout in a sushi place.
to r/Showerthoughts by mwthompson77
1 year ago
We eat candy in March that we stole from our children in October.
to r/Showerthoughts by nickles72
1 year ago
The other problem with fossil fuels is that they create enormous wealth without labor or invention. Very few profit from millions of years of earths history.
to r/Showerthoughts by nottalottawisdom
5 months ago
Most of humanity enjoys being lied to, as long as it keeps them safe
to r/Showerthoughts by Tutti_Fucking-Fruity
1 year ago
Chat GDP is what old people think google is
to r/Showerthoughts by mwthompson77
1 year ago
Boxing referees and trainers are always old
to r/Showerthoughts by son_of_x
4 months ago
It is weird how Adam just started existing as an adult. No childhood; just vibes and confusion.