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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by gillman378
4 months ago
The type of person who sees their dog eating treats and thinks to take a bite are the same same type that discovered bizarre foods back in the Paleolithic era.
to r/Showerthoughts by bobbydigital_ftw
5 months ago
Everyone is against bullying, but they also routinely make fun of people online that they disagree with.
to r/Showerthoughts by jackrush122
5 months ago
The more dangerous a transportation vehicle is, the safer it is to ride.
to r/Showerthoughts by tearsaresweat
1 year ago
To not expose his identity Batman is either driving the batmobile uninsured or is committing insurance fraud.
to r/Showerthoughts by SeminolesRenegade
8 months ago
Birds are only served prepared hot meals when they are young
to r/Showerthoughts by drewkungfu
8 months ago
Theres going to be a day where Mtv has a real photo of a lunarnaut with an Mtv logo flag.
to r/Showerthoughts by FantomPhox97
1 year ago
The older you get, the less people see you naked on a regular basis.
to r/Showerthoughts by dankestofmeme
4 months ago
Greenland actually has a lot more coastline than we think. It’s just buried under ice.
in Greenland
to r/Showerthoughts by SexyDickButt
10 months ago
It’s impossible to reach the expectation of perfection because we always look for even the smallest imperfections
to r/Showerthoughts by DrTootie
11 months ago
Dating and breaking up with a rapper.
to r/Showerthoughts by AnderBRO2
9 months ago
Food delivery services are popular because women don't cook anymore
to r/Showerthoughts by spaceturtle8008
9 months ago
The first people to find out that your voice sounds different to you on a recording must've been really confused
to r/Showerthoughts by bluntlyguncle
8 months ago
No girl has willingly peed on a spider.
to r/Showerthoughts by TheFeralFaux
1 year ago
Everyone who creates a robot references Asimovs laws of robotics but they don’t realise he made all his stories based on what happened when a robot didn’t/couldn’t follow those laws…
to r/Showerthoughts by Heylookanickel
10 months ago
Farts are no fun alone
to r/Showerthoughts by Finsfan909
2 months ago
Cyclops real superpower is his eyelids. They keep the lasers from going through humans
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Drive To Survive is successful despite the fact that races can be watched live
to r/Showerthoughts by Assfuck-McGriddle
1 year ago
There are some men who have sucked titties more as adults than as babies
to r/Showerthoughts by relaxguy2
1 year ago
Generally speaking, the louder someone is the dumber they are.
to r/Showerthoughts by SuperBonerFart
1 year ago
Writers are magicians of the mind.
to r/Showerthoughts by MagicMark0511
9 months ago
You'll never ever know you're last breath of fresh air....
to r/Showerthoughts by PacmanTheHitman
3 months ago
Movies never show the actors walking around in the dark looking for the light switch after a sex scene
to r/Showerthoughts by PrestigiousWaffles
8 months ago
Dad jokes are from dads, Mom jokes are about mothers
to r/Showerthoughts by Existentialbreadd
1 year ago
Polyamory is the mutual funds of relationships.
to r/Showerthoughts by Pard01
2 months ago
Cinderella is apparently the only woman in the entire kingdom with her shoe size.