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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by HayDareHiDeerHoDarr
5 months ago
Body language is a universal language
to r/Showerthoughts by snoopmt1
1 year ago
Celery is nature's string cheesd
to r/Showerthoughts by hateful_presley13
1 year ago
Millions of people wake up at the exact same second from using their cell phone as an alarm clock.
to r/Showerthoughts by justadicknsea
4 months ago
Broken people seek out broken people because they hope the pieces are interchangeable.
to r/Showerthoughts by mrniceguy78
1 year ago
Gold isn’t worth it’s weight in $100 bills
to r/Showerthoughts by Thesadcook
3 months ago
It is impossible to crack an egg into a pan yolk side down.
to r/Showerthoughts by dg10262
1 year ago
Dogs are S-Tier companions.
to r/Showerthoughts by b3terbread
1 year ago
Good behavior isn't always a reflection of good character, sometimes it's just the fear of consequences
to r/Showerthoughts by baktu7
1 year ago
A person is an artificial intelligence with an ego module in control.
to r/Showerthoughts by TheAmnesiacKid
3 months ago
As evidenced by the refusal to put an equal number of each respective product in their packaging, one can only assume there is a widespread conspiracy to keep consumers in an endless cycle of purchasing hot dogs and buns when one or the other runs out.
to r/Showerthoughts by GarlicsPepper
8 months ago
Non native English speakers must think Yoda is dumb.
to r/Showerthoughts by yellow-memes
8 months ago
Telling someone they have good makeup can either be taken as a compliment or insult
to r/Showerthoughts by calexil
6 months ago
For birds, it must be really difficult/annoying to fly in the rain.
to r/Showerthoughts by BezoutsDilemma
6 months ago
It's weird that alcoholics anonymous starts with everyone introducing themselves
to r/Showerthoughts by Deadwing2022
6 months ago
Paul McCartney has likely outlived the majority of people who pushed the 'Paul is Dead' conspiracy theory
to r/Showerthoughts by RandoEncounter
1 year ago
In Harry Potter's world, school 'shootings' must involve wands and magic.
to r/Showerthoughts by Shamon_Yu
4 months ago
There are people who don't know you can whistle and hum simultaneously.
to r/Showerthoughts by Record_layer
1 year ago
The use of LOL has become such a common lie that it's rude not to tell it
to r/Showerthoughts by Sahvige
1 year ago
A city can be larger than a state because there are no limits to how big a city can be
to r/Showerthoughts by GoodGuyBuddyBoy
5 months ago
We all are slowly drifting towards insanity but sleep resets the timer.
to r/Showerthoughts by Tricky_Buffalo156
1 year ago
Every 100 years or so the 8 billion people on the earth will be replaced with completely new people
to r/Showerthoughts by OnlyHere4ThePussycat
3 months ago
The only difference between imagination and hallucination is whether we wanted to experience it or not.
to r/Showerthoughts by fakedoorsarereal
8 months ago
Every fart's smell is distinct from another but we all realise when it's a fart and when it's not
to r/Showerthoughts by water__flower
9 months ago
It's a shame that if a negative person meets another negative person they don't become positive together
to r/Showerthoughts by WriterDave
2 months ago
The Ring Of Power must've been so disappointed spending 2000 years at the bottom of a river and another 500 with Gollum, only to be tossed into a volcano right when things got interesting again.