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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
People of the same sex are better at flirting with each other than the opposite sex.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
Every single person that claims they lived a past life has never had one on another planet.
to r/Showerthoughts by gangaramate13
10 months ago
Priceless works of art have a price
to r/Showerthoughts by FearThePeople23
1 year ago
The bread knife is the least washed utensil
to r/Showerthoughts by OnTheDevilsGrave
1 year ago
Soon, Logitech controllers will be sold with a warning to not use to operate submarine vehicules.
to r/Showerthoughts by No_Understanding162
1 year ago
Saliva is the final ingredient of every single food.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
Someday we will all be forgotten
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
Aardman is the only company left that makes claymation films for kids.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
Kids are much more accepting of other people than adults are.
to r/Showerthoughts by BorntobeTrill
5 months ago
Adding salt to seasoned salt makes it less seasoned.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
With the digital age coming up, it is likely that 90% of our history is going to be lost in the future.
to r/Showerthoughts by I_Am_A_Real_Hacker
4 months ago
You spend the majority of your life alone with your own thoughts
to r/Showerthoughts by dmyster23
1 year ago
Orgasms are so incredibly enjoyable, we even like to watch others enjoying themselves
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Dogs have no concept of money and yet have worked out an entire barter economy of love for food
to r/Showerthoughts by luciatthebest
1 year ago
There is a whole young generation who don't know what an aglet is.
to r/Showerthoughts by TobyWonCanoeBee
8 months ago
Chessboards don't have spare pieces for when you get a second queen or a third rook
to r/Showerthoughts by jrjustintime
8 months ago
Chicken McGriddle is the handheld chicken and waffles.
to r/Showerthoughts by calltyrone416
6 months ago
We'll know that AI is a problem when every news article suddenly starts saying that it isn't
to r/Showerthoughts by Rikke00
7 months ago
You know you’re an adult when no one praises you anymore for doing the most basic things.
to r/Showerthoughts by Vesurel
8 months ago
Every hotel on earth is a 1 star hotel.
to r/Showerthoughts by distortedsymbol
1 year ago
You can basically violate any culture's cuisine by putting ketchup on it.
to r/Showerthoughts by ZacSpot
11 months ago
Hockey is a LaCrosse party mode with high gravity and lowered friction.
to r/Showerthoughts by AvantAdvent
5 months ago
AI enhanced photos aren’t truly what you captured, only an approximation of it
to r/Showerthoughts by bobdung
8 months ago
In 2023 we still need to go to a dentist to have tartar violently scraped off..
to r/Showerthoughts by HayDareHiDeerHoDarr
5 months ago
A tall persons heart works harder then a short persons heart because gravity.