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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by littleadventures
2 months ago
We think dogs speak universal dog language but they originate from different countries so theoretically they might not always understand each other.
to r/Showerthoughts by Saucy-ai-girls
4 months ago
Bukkake is a premature baby shower.
to r/Showerthoughts by kinraw
3 months ago
busiest people reply the quickest
to r/Showerthoughts by Ducklandadventures
10 months ago
Wooden cabins are treehouses
to r/Showerthoughts by SuperBonerFart
1 month ago
Regardless of the economy, liquor stores are always booming, in good times we drink, in bad times we drink
to r/Showerthoughts by Seedpound
4 months ago
For some reason our society has placed more importance on a dog's life than a chicken's life
to r/Showerthoughts by shade845
6 months ago
Every morning we are all so full of s**t
to r/Showerthoughts by Mobeast1985
5 months ago
Static shock must have been wild before electricity was discovered.
to r/Showerthoughts by alphabeta_g
3 months ago
The disappearance of that one homeless man who you've seen everyday on your daily route is a mystery most of us won't solve
to r/Showerthoughts by _Call_Me_Andre_
10 months ago
Captain Gene really doesn't know who TLC are.
to r/Showerthoughts by poseidons_seaweed
10 months ago
The inventor of tear gas must have been cutting onions and asking themselves how they can weaponise the effect.
to r/Showerthoughts by One_Planche_Man
1 month ago
Conspiracy theorists accuse others of being manipulated, but they never consider the possibility that they're being manipulated.
to r/Showerthoughts by AvantAdvent
5 months ago
Your New Year’s Day is your birthday
to r/Showerthoughts by Background_Body2696
9 months ago
Chicken strips served in sandwich form are served on many forms of bread, including Texas toast and buns or rolls. But never in the bread medium they fit best: the hot dog bun
in Texas
to r/Showerthoughts by PennAndSawteller
5 months ago
Pooping your pants when terrified seems like a pretty unproductive instinct when you’re in danger.
to r/Showerthoughts by curly-peach
4 months ago
At some point, you will reach the halfway point in your life without realizing it.
to r/Showerthoughts by Fable_Noir
3 months ago
It's a bit insulting if you measure snakes in feet
to r/Showerthoughts by djanice
4 months ago
There are almost 7 billion smartphones in the world and we have yet to see a truly unexplainable phenomenon caught on video
to r/Showerthoughts by Papi0158
8 months ago
We never laugh at old people when they don't know how to use a smartphone, but they always laugh at us when we don't know how to use a rotary dial.
to r/Showerthoughts by Muckloxton
8 months ago
Sea turtles are the only thing saving the world from an immortal jellyfish army.
to r/Showerthoughts by _jangofett_
5 months ago
There’s a whole underground tunnel system underneath us
to r/Showerthoughts by MiteeThoR
3 days ago
It's more unbelievable that characters in a zombie movie don't understand what a zombie is than the actual zombies
to r/Showerthoughts by A55_Cactu5
11 months ago
Collectivism prevents the individual to self prioritize.
to r/Showerthoughts by Omega777Eve
3 months ago
It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
to r/Showerthoughts by _SAHM_
1 month ago
Quitting drugs is viewed more positively than never taking them