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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by ShitNeedUsername
8 months ago
Cigarettes have never been cool. People just think they are because most people who are cool smoke because they have hard lives and sometimes just need a damn cigarette.
to r/Showerthoughts by RootedRoost
8 months ago
Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.
to r/Showerthoughts by mmaynee
3 months ago
There's a lot of schooling to work for employers that don't utilize basically any of it
to r/Showerthoughts by awesomedan24
5 months ago
Restaurants always charge extra for adding extra ingredients but rarely will you get a discount for omitting ingredients
to r/Showerthoughts by Missile_Lawnchair
3 months ago
Tears are the only bodily fluid/excrement we don't think of as gross when seen.
to r/Showerthoughts by hurricanehershel
5 months ago
Young people’s goals have shifted from having a house by 30 to not having a roommate by 40.
to r/Showerthoughts by MinimumRoutine6506
4 months ago
We often wish for the magic from fantasy stories, but maybe they'd wish for our technology (internet, electricity)
to r/Showerthoughts by Mstrchapl
4 months ago
Space Cowboys is a movie about four super old astronauts, and 24 years after its release 3 are still alive.
to r/Showerthoughts by kapncrutch
9 months ago
Someone really said ‘’I got vinegar, cucumbers, and dill’’ and then proceeded to change the world forever.
to r/Showerthoughts by Isaac_Santxna
9 months ago
The pump you get from the gym is a preview of what you’ll have in a month.
to r/Showerthoughts by IameIion
9 months ago
It is somehow less socially acceptable to sleep with someone for money than it is to sleep with someone for free
to r/Showerthoughts by jaredkook
9 months ago
People who yell at service workers are the lowest of the low
to r/Showerthoughts by dovahkiitten16
5 days ago
Both Shrek and Ice Age have virtually the same cast of characters
to r/Showerthoughts by Sub-Mongoloid
8 months ago
Filling your gas tank give you worse gas mileage.
to r/Showerthoughts by One_End_9803
8 months ago
Clark Kent changing into Superman in a phone booth is the trope of a bygone era.
to r/Showerthoughts by duitse_aardappel
2 months ago
Christopher Nolan earned more money with the movie than Oppenheimer in his entire life
to r/Showerthoughts by E2TheFom
3 months ago
It's impossible for Leap Day to be the first day that you can legally drink on
to r/Showerthoughts by onlyouwillgethis
7 months ago
It’s better to be pissed off than to be depressed.
to r/Showerthoughts by infproommate
8 months ago
people who make big sweeping statements are generally wrong
to r/Showerthoughts by artguydeluxe
4 months ago
100% of all end times predictions have been wrong.
to r/Showerthoughts by kokaklucis
5 months ago
We do not have anything like Pyramids built anymore, for billionaires graves.
to r/Showerthoughts by Cassietgrrl
4 months ago
People are much more interested in the reputation of the company that built their car, than the one that built their house. Yet, your house costs more to buy and maintain, and you'll likely have it much longer than your car.
to r/Showerthoughts by djanice
4 months ago
So many things have happened in the last 40 years that warranted civil unrest and violent assembly but people are too apathetic to actually unite.
to r/Showerthoughts by alfooboboao
4 months ago
wile e coyote’s greatest nemesis is not the roadrunner, it’s the disobedience of the laws of physics
to r/Showerthoughts by ShiEric
3 months ago
The more people get plastic surgery to emphasize certain traits, the less those traits will be sexually selected for.