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to r/Showerthoughts by the_other_irrevenant
1 week ago
You will never know for sure if you are mortal.
to r/Showerthoughts by sturnus-vulgaris
4 weeks ago
Netflix has finally gotten people excited enough about boxing to cancel their subscriptions to Netflix.
to r/Showerthoughts by RealGabe101
2 weeks ago
The more humanity advances, the less Sci-fi movies stay Sci-fi.
to r/Showerthoughts by TheLastTsumami
2 weeks ago
Things that smell bad are usually a sign that it’s not good for us so to most animals, humans must really stink.
to r/Showerthoughts by mus3man42
1 month ago
Dogs have four knees.
to r/Showerthoughts by Sulfito
1 month ago
It’s easier to accept conspiracy theories than scientific ones because understanding science requires studying.
to r/Showerthoughts by Volcz
1 month ago
As an adult, there's nothing stopping you from buying and enjoying a birthday cake when it's not your birthday.
to r/Showerthoughts by TheRealOcsiban
1 week ago
Getting cash in a birthday card probably feels like a gift card with extra steps for kids who buy everything digitally these days.
to r/Showerthoughts by gophercuresself
1 month ago
Our richest companies & individuals are right now channeling their vast resources & the entirety of recorded human knowledge towards creating an artificial brain. Economic structures we have created compel us inexorably towards this. AI may be an inevitable emergent property of humanity
to r/Showerthoughts by Pliny_the_middle
1 week ago
There aren't a lot of white butt plugs.
to r/Showerthoughts by Myomyw
1 week ago
We've all grown up with the concept of what a robot voice would sound like, but because of the way AI has developed, when we actually get real robots, they'll sound exactly like a human.
to r/Showerthoughts by econpol
1 week ago
Solid train infrastructure would be really useful for a large number of people to flee hurricane zones when they otherwise can't get out easily due to lack of gas, functioning cars, or too much traffic.
to r/Showerthoughts by kimtaengsshi9
1 week ago
Employers would be more amenable to remote work arrangements if commuting time is legally mandated as paid work hours.
to r/Showerthoughts by DarkRaven01
1 month ago
Having a mental disability is like being in a wheelchair except nobody can see the wheelchair, so they have no idea why you can't "walk" on your own.
to r/Showerthoughts by 751assets
1 month ago
Accountants (tax/audit) deal in totals making them numb to the actual monetary impact of small numbers.
to r/Showerthoughts by MaybeTheDoctor
1 month ago
You could probably harness zombies for perpetual energy.
to r/Showerthoughts by YouGotMyCheezWhiz
2 months ago
Commercial kitchens are probably the only professional environment where loudly announcing to all your coworkers that you're holding a knife is considered good etiquette.
to r/Showerthoughts by ParticleDetector
1 month ago
We are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct.
to r/Showerthoughts by StiNgNinja
1 month ago
We're like time travelers, always trying to be somewhere we're not. Playing the lifelong game of age hide-and-seek: cozying up to grown-ups as kids, then chasing youth when our knees creak. Do we ever just... live?
to r/Showerthoughts by eyekill11
1 week ago
It's easy to be selfless when you don't value yourself.
to r/Showerthoughts by thesmartass1
1 month ago
It's a miracle there hasn't been any attempt to remake "Back To The Future".
to r/Showerthoughts by Shart_Director
1 month ago
Maybe it's considered the "End Times" because so many people are not having children, therefore ending their bloodlines that existed for hundreds of thousands of years.
to r/Showerthoughts by lordlaneus
2 months ago
Maybe the drunks are onto something, and there really is an officer problem.
Casual Thought
to r/Showerthoughts by sammiisalammii
1 month ago
Telepathy wouldn’t work on people who don’t have an inner monologue.
to r/Showerthoughts by pokemwoney
3 months ago
Dinosaurs existed for almost 200 million years without developing human-level intelligence, whereas humans have existed for only 200,000 years with intelligence, but our long-term survival beyond 200 million years is uncertain.