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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by RhysHalliwell
4 months ago
American films often include fictional towns but never fictional states.
to r/Showerthoughts by CMDR_omnicognate
4 months ago
Most modern cars would be useless in a zombie apocalypse, since they would stop you from hitting zombies.
to r/Showerthoughts by EnthusiasticHitman
3 weeks ago
If there was actually a zombie apocalypse and the world recovered, zombie movies and games would become very offensive.
to r/Showerthoughts by TGstig
4 months ago
Why don’t home bathrooms have urinals?
to r/Showerthoughts by Defiant-Scarcity-243
4 months ago
Dogs must wonder why humans get to poop inside, but they have to go outside.
to r/Showerthoughts by BossPhantom
4 months ago
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
to r/Showerthoughts by PhazerSC
4 months ago
Given how lazy humans can be we're quite fortunate that a lot of our body functions are completely automated.
to r/Showerthoughts by sporkyuncle
3 months ago
If medicines were presented as red liquids in small glass bottles, would some people heal faster due to the psychosomatic effect of drinking a healing potion?
to r/Showerthoughts by RealRedditbum
3 months ago
We should biologicaly alter mosquitoes so they can't bite humans. Many lives would be saved without destroying the ecosystem... Maybe.
to r/Showerthoughts by awesomedan24
3 days ago
Life imprisonment is gonna suck once medical advancements extended the human lifespan significantly
to r/Showerthoughts by Common-Barracuda-801
4 months ago
Pretending to be rich is even more pathetic than actually being poor.
to r/Showerthoughts by Istillsayword
15 hours ago
Perhaps the cost of living is so high because we're now living in a circus... And these are carnival prices.
to r/Showerthoughts by Tantra_Charbelcher
3 months ago
Day drinking is generally frowned upon, but if you activate an outdoor cooking source, others will gladly join you in it.
to r/Showerthoughts by notyouravrgbruh
5 months ago
When the majority of the population is driving electric cars, the ambient noise level will be the lowest it’s been in better part of 100 years.
to r/Showerthoughts by panay-
4 months ago
The higher you are the less likely something is to fall on you
to r/Showerthoughts by The7footr
4 months ago
Until your 36th birthday, you’ve still been a kid longer than you’ve been an adult…
to r/Showerthoughts by OYeog77
5 months ago
No one ever mentions the fact that people above 400 pounds that can still walk unassisted have absolutely insane muscle power
to r/Showerthoughts by GullibleSkill9168
2 weeks ago
Cats must have a very complex culture considering how often they'll fight for seemingly no reason.
to r/Showerthoughts by TravellingBelgian
4 months ago
Breakfast is the only meal where it is normal to eat the same thing every day
to r/Showerthoughts by MustardKingCustard
4 months ago
Having to wear glasses is the most attractive disability.
to r/Showerthoughts by Tsevier
4 months ago
You choose the font that you write in
to r/Showerthoughts by DuckRiver
6 months ago
It feels gluttonous to eat 6 string cheese sticks in one sitting but not 6 fried mozzarella sticks
to r/Showerthoughts by putintrump4ever
2 months ago
The nickname Al for Albert is going to die out because people will start reading it as A.I.
to r/Showerthoughts by EtTuBrotus
6 months ago
People will always think that the greatest sporting events happen in their lifetime
to r/Showerthoughts by perfect_square
6 months ago
Stealing TVs has much less appeal than it did 50 years ago.