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r/fifthworldproblems

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to r/fifthworldproblems by TheCat5001
7 months ago
How to take care of my pet humans?
to r/fifthworldproblems by quiteamess
7 months ago
I am a special fractal snowflake and nobody notices
to r/fifthworldproblems by xXxBloodyTears666xXx
7 months ago
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to r/fifthworldproblems by orthzar
7 months ago
I just recently had the local volume of my 'verse reach zero cuill. Help.
to r/fifthworldproblems by InHaloBlack
7 months ago
I was going to vote today, but there's rumors that the Siir Zxxian Party has been altering voters' thoughts and DNA at the booths. Of course, the sixth dimensionally biased media refuses to even acknowledge this.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Spncrgmn
7 months ago
What's the Funniest Thing You've Done to a Time Traveler?
to r/fifthworldproblems by Daveaham_Lincoln
7 months ago
I cut myself on a portal to the knife dimension in the kitchen at work. Am I eligible for workman's comp?
to r/fifthworldproblems by sinisterdexter42
8 months ago
I've been haveing relations with a human female, early this morning she called me a sex robot, is this a term of endearment or is my cover blown?
to r/fifthworldproblems by paukin
7 months ago
I accidentally wrote a song in a 3.14159.../4. time signature and now I have a brainworm that I strongly suspect is transcendental, non-recurring, and possibly infinite. Help!
to r/fifthworldproblems by Daveaham_Lincoln
7 months ago
"iAm.exe has stopped responding..." WHAT DO I DO NOW???
to r/fifthworldproblems by sinisterdexter42
8 months ago
the one time I'm able to deselect the current time stream to delay The Doctor some fucker from seventh world problems dematerealtes the ionic distribution liver and photon volcano.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Daveaham_Lincoln
7 months ago
I was playing pool when all of the pockets turned into white holes, now I'm a demigod. AMA.
to r/fifthworldproblems by Mountainfog
7 months ago
lst ll m vwls nd nw cn nly tlk lk ths. pls hlp!
to r/fifthworldproblems by GLneo
7 months ago
He demands cake sacrifices.
to r/fifthworldproblems by spaceribs
7 months ago
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd"><html><head><title>Everything I say</title></head><body><h1>Is Being Validated</h1></body></html>
to r/fifthworldproblems by Diecron
7 months ago
I have unearthed an ancient Master Sword from a galactic tomb, however it doesn't have a USB42 interface so I can't extract it's damage rating or enchantment properties.
to r/fifthworldproblems by TheAngrySheep
7 months ago
I forgot to reactivate gravity before I had a shower.
to r/fifthworldproblems by quiteamess
7 months ago
Hello fifth world!
to r/fifthworldproblems by quiteamess
7 months ago
All my Oxymora suddenly make sense.
to r/fifthworldproblems by quiteamess
7 months ago
My psychiatrist showed me a picture of my mother's face and asked me: "What do you see here?"
to r/fifthworldproblems by quiteamess
7 months ago
I made it to the finals in jeopardy! Now the answer is mu.
to r/fifthworldproblems by quiteamess
7 months ago
My linear system is showing chaotic behavior.
to r/fifthworldproblems by quiteamess
7 months ago
I just created a non-existing paradox.
to r/fifthworldproblems by quiteamess
7 months ago
I forgot to turn of my Turing machine at home!
to r/fifthworldproblems by quiteamess
7 months ago
I bought a new iPhone and the SIM-card does not fit.