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First time pet hypercube owner, need advice
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Hi all. We recently adopted an ADORABLE six dimension hypercube named Quaalude. They've been a joy to have around our holographic palace; it's so cute watching them transwarp from place to place along the third and fourth dimension!!!

But like, I've been having a couple problems I could really use some advice on:

  1. Sometimes, Quaalude doesn't always let us know when they need to relieve themselves. Sometimes they leave microsingularities in corners of the palace. Smaller accidents are okay (though they mess with the holographic light, turning it into weird electromagnetic radiations at times), but I'm worried a hidden pile of them could spaghettify things. Any tips on a good singularity containment system we would train Quaalude to use?

  2. And for whatever reason, they're OBSESSED with spilling their Klein bottle. They love knocking it through dimensions, hydrocolloids get everywhere, and I'm worried if they do this while we're on vacation, we'd come home to... Let's just say a prism scenario. Any advice on training this out of them?

Really appreciate the advice everyone!!!

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