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r/TheMonkeysPaw

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by EccentricHorse11
7 months ago
I wish NASA would send all the flat earthers to space so that they can finally see the truth.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HeavyProg
10 months ago
I wish Donland Trump would sign an executive order to give a small cactus to every American.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HeavyProg
10 months ago
I wish that reddit was only viewable via Doritos Cool Ranch chips.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HeavyProg
10 months ago
I wish lying was impossible.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by EccentricHorse11
7 months ago
I wish there was an apostrophe after the Monkey in TheMonkeysPaw and everyone remembers it as being that way.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by rollovertherainbow
8 months ago
I wish that every American presidential debate required mics to be turned off on the other candidate while the candidate who was asked the question spoke. After their time was up, their mic could be muted and the other person would get to speak unmuted.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by EccentricHorse11
7 months ago
I wish I could eat junk food without having any health problems
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by EccentricHorse11
7 months ago
I wish this subreddit was renamed to TheMonkeysDong
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Baconbitboi
2 months ago
I wish that wholesome awards and awards like those would be removed from serious and sad subreddits.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HeavyProg
10 months ago
[Inv] Granted. Chairs are sentient now. With the ability to move and talk.
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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HeavyProg
10 months ago
I wish there was a loud countdown, heard all around the world, counting down the minutes until the universe dies.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HeavyProg
10 months ago
I wish people sang in 3/4 time instead of talking.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HeavyProg
10 months ago
I wish that whomever grants this wish will get 10 million dollars, but then 1 year from today gets caught fucking a cat in Time Square, during rush hour, while thousands live stream it.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HeavyProg
10 months ago
I wish everyone was addicted to meth.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HeavyProg
10 months ago
I wish I had a time machine, so I could go back in time and become your biological father.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HeavyProg
10 months ago
[Inv] Granted. You are filled with an uncontrollable urge to fuck every loaf of french bread you see.
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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by raisedbyllamas2
1 year ago
I wish all Trump and Biden signs turned in giant douche and turd sandwich sign tonight at midnight.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by goldwasp602
7 months ago
I wish I understood every single reference.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by sarahthebustygirl
2 months ago
I wish I could understand my teenage sister
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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by sarahthebustygirl
2 months ago
I wish my boobs were smaller.
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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by MetiHB
8 months ago
I wish that the smartest people who advance our technology become immortal.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Wadeace
1 year ago
I wish that all flat earthers, ant-maskers, ant-vaxers, Trumpers, and climate change deniers would listen to logic and reason and change their stance for the betterment of mankind.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by sarahthebustygirl
2 months ago
I wish my boobs wouldn't be the biggest in my group of friends
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by goldwasp602
7 months ago
I wish I knew what I wanted.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by QuintonTheCanadian
7 months ago
I wish every time someone said “I wish that were me” it happened to them