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r/TheMonkeysPaw

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Dylsponge
7 months ago
I wish every 5 Minute Craft actually worked.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by sarahthebustygirl
2 months ago
I wish my boobs were smaller
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by I_am_Fried
1 year ago
I wish everyones job would flip. As if jobs were arranged in a order such as greatest to least pay. then either reverse the roles or the people.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by skipperki1
7 months ago
I wish all the food in my house grew to be 3 times bigger
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by partykiller999
7 months ago
I wish that any post I made would become top of all time for the subreddit
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by ThiccDaddo
2 months ago
I wish I had $2.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by ConnorFree
8 months ago
I wish everyone on Reddit spoke in the style of a cheesy, poorly-translated anime
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by pincanis
7 months ago
I wish everytime I poop there is nothing to wipe
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Tramelo
2 months ago
I wish pornstars were actually porn stars, as in stars (astronomical objects) full of porn material
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by 10poundcockslap
8 months ago
I wish I could be as productive as I am with Adderall all of the time.
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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by dalek-king
7 months ago
I wish the day consisted of 2 more hours which gets added to the evening
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by epicfudge123
7 months ago
I wish that all single-use plastics were replaced by multi-use plastics.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by BOYS_und_PANZER
3 months ago
I wish Pizzas were square and came in circular boxes.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by GuyHiding
10 months ago
I wish that upvotes were blue and downvotes were orange.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Elawn
1 year ago
I wish my bed sheets would put themselves back on the bed after they’ve been washed
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by sarahthebustygirl
2 months ago
I wish i was famous on tik tok
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by garlic_eggdog
8 months ago
I wish I never made a typo ever again
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by JG_Online
7 months ago
I wish English wasnt the Lingua Franca of the Internet
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by dalek-king
7 months ago
I wish i was better at remembering names
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by EccentricHorse11
7 months ago
I wish Nevada wasn't so slow at counting the votes
in Nevada
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by partykiller999
7 months ago
I wish everyone who was eligible to do vote, would do their own research and then come to their own conclusion
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by EccentricHorse11
7 months ago
I wish I had the ability to make people orgasm at will.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by EccentricHorse11
7 months ago
I wish I could think of a wish that you all won't be able to dismantle
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HeavyProg
10 months ago
I wish people said all their conscious(not sub conscious) thoughts allowed, instead of having an inner monologue.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HeavyProg
10 months ago
I wish the entire US national Congress was one long human centipede, compromised only of members of Congress who are currently serving(no past or future ones), and with Mitch McConnell being at the second to last spot.